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  1. Public Bookmark 34

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    When regular 21-year-old guys binge drink, black out, and post dumb comments on TikTok, it's embarrassing. When you're Team USA's figure skating golden boy who just crashed hard with the whole world watching, it gets more complicated.

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    19 Feb 2026

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  2. Public Bookmark 3

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    A post Canon story starring our very own dramatic prince of sunlight, tragic prophecies and melodies, Apollo and the Prince of wine and chaos, Dionysus.

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    19 Feb 2026

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  3. Public Bookmark 26

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    It wasn’t rare for the gods to take mortal lovers. Some were even known for it. Though, despite the undeniable divine favor beheld by those chosen mortals, most if not all tales of such a romance ended in tragedy.

    Of course, there are retellings of these stories that end very differently, for often people prefer a happy, cozy ending to one that leaves them wallowing in sorrow or pity.

    This is one of those retellings.

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    14 Feb 2026

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  4. Public Bookmark 37

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    Alessandro grew up using a different surname. Nobody aside from his family knew his real identity. But when he turns 17, has joined the ATP Tour, and started gaining attention due to his uncanny resemblance with one of the Big 2—it is only a matter of time until the public realizes the truth.

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    06 Feb 2026

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  5. Public Bookmark 51

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    Fresh off another career-defining win, Carlos Alcaraz expects the Winter Olympic Games to be little more than a whirlwind of sponsors, ceremonies, and polite small talk. Tennis is his world, ice and altitude very much not.

    Then he meets Jannik Sinner. Italian alpine skiing phenomenon with effortless composure and a smile that lingers longer than it should, Jannik is everything Carlos didn’t expect to find among snowstorms and ski lifts.

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    01 Feb 2026

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