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  1. Summary

    "Lilly says I have an overactive imagination and a pathological need to invent drama in my life."

    I really like the Princess Diaries books and movies, but I have criticisms of both, as well as a film-verse OTP I love almost more than the book OTP.
    Generally AU's.

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    You know what would've been WAY COOLER than Diaspro and Bloom having a love triangle over Sky for the entirety of Winx Club's run, with zero lasting development for Diaspro?

    Diaspro and Bloom BOTH kicking Sky to the curb and becoming drinking buddies.
    There. I fixed it.

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  3. Summary

    Evidently, I have to write the smut I want to see in the world.

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    her eyes open, and she steps into the world as one whole person.

    she spends her life trying to sew the torn edges that person back together.

     

    [A collection of the Jane-centric stories I've written]

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    In one lifetime, Mia learns she is a princess in the Plaza Hotel from her father at the age of 14.

    In this one, she learns it at 13, from the 14 year old Lord Nicholas Devereaux, before she has any requirement to be royal.

    She's happy about this. And then. She still has to be a princess. It still sucks.

    (Or, in which I clean up the Princess Diaries books to A) Include a film-only character I really like, and B) Make a series about a girl finding out she's a princess actually be about that girl having to be a princess, instead of solely how it effects her social/love life.)

    book-movie fusion 'verse

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    “Let him stay,” says Elizabeth, when Victor's body has been dragged away to the crypt.

    William looks at her, face blank with grief.

    The creature stays.

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    19 Feb 2026

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    19 Feb 2026

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    The Swiss National League doesn’t care about the legendary Hollander-Rozanov rivalry. When the MLH can’t negotiate with the Hockey Players’ Union in time to prevent a hockey lockout at the start of the 2015 season, the Zürich Lions jump at the chance to sign both Shane and Ilya to short-term contracts. For four months in Switzerland, they share a team, a line, a house, and a bed. 

    Then the lockout ends in January, and it’s time to go back. Back to different countries, cities, lives. Beds.

    Reentry is harder than expected.

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    09 Feb 2026

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    “You said no to the Museo Italo Americano, this was simply the only artistic alternative I could think of.”

    “We’ve been there dozens of times already and each time you get in a weird mood,” Daniel refutes. “When you said we could ‘bring the museum to us’ I thought you meant… well I don’t know what you meant, but not this.” He holds up the bag in his hand until it dangles next to his head.

    OR: Daniel and Armand attempt to paint portraits of each other one night, causing Armand to reflect on his past, present, and future.

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    06 Feb 2026

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    Sanji clicked his tongue. "Aren't you always. You're done, you stupid swordsman. Try not to get shot next time." And then he was gone.

    The crow's nest was empty and Zoro coughed up bluebells. Beautiful, pathetic, bluebells.

     

    (Zoro's skull is so thick that he gets the Hanahaki disease.)

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    20 Jan 2026