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The Blessed Seasons by schweinsty
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power (TV 2022)
05 Oct 2024
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Gil-galad doesn't reach Sirion in time to save Elrond.
Happily, that is not his only chance.
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The course of Buddy French's life changes when he's seventeen in a locker room after gym class; when he's thirteen at the supper table; when he's fourteen, fifteen, sixteen in the wilds of Wilby.
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Where one chapter opens, another ends.
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Drabbles/double drabbles written for the Torchwood 100 community on Dreamwidth.
04-03-2024
Omelette for Your Health
Ianto's not the best cook, but his nan taught him how (and when) to make a proper omelette. -
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The first time Ianto meets someone from Torchwood Three, they help him. The second, he almost dies.
The third time around, he meets Jack Harkness.
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Does what it says on the tin.
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Febuwhump 2024 by schweinsty
Fandom Doctor Who (2005), Torchwood, Torchwood (Big Finish Audio)
29 Feb 2024
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Whumptober 2023 by schweinsty
Fandom Broadchurch, Doctor Who (2005), Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Takin' Over the Asylum
30 Oct 2023
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Eddie never was a planner, but his new life necessitates having some idea of where he’s going, and when he’ll get there. He’d like to think that makes him more mature, but he’s still flying by the seat of his pants when it comes to the big picture. Getting his CDL was a way to escape Hawkins. To see the country, even if he’s mostly seeing long, lonely stretches of interstate in between depots.
There are bright spots. Hazy desert sunrises that make him want to write a sad song, and the occasional free evening to take in a show, meet some locals. Follow a pretty girl to her apartment if she’ll have him.
Most of the time, though, life comprises shitty diner burgers and far too little sleep. It's a lonely existence, but it suits him fine, until the night a strawberry-blonde ponytail at a gas station in Kentucky stops him in his tracks.
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18 Feb 2026
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wild, wild horses (couldn't drag me away) by m4zzyst4r (cinematicghibli)
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
23 Oct 2025
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“Which of you morons,” she hisses, “let Eddie log into twitter today?”
Eddie blinks.
“How do you-”
“Because, Eddie- you commented using the band account. You logged in on our official socials.”
Eddie stares at her dumbly. Then-
“Oh fuck.”
“Yes,” she agrees. “Oh fuck.”
“I’ll- delete that, then,” he laughs nervously. “Before-”
“Before someone picks up on it, screenshots it, begins distributing it across the internet at a frankly alarming pace and starts a series of hashtags up in an effort to find the ‘pretty boy’ gardener you were lusting over?”---
Eddie is a burnt-out-overworked-crash-and-burn-rockstar with a crippling twitter addiction. Steve is a chronically-offline-homegrown-indiana-boy-flowershop-owner with a green thumb and a penchant for taking in strays.
So naturally when Eddie first sees him, he's head over heels. And Steve has no clue what his day job is.
He'll tell Steve about his 'real' identity before things go too far- right?- Language:
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Bookmarked by schweinsty
12 Feb 2026
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When pop princess Chrissy Cunningham and rock’s favourite troublemaker Eddie Munson agree to a fake relationship for the press, it’s supposed to be all smoke and mirrors—public appearances, staged kisses, and no real feelings involved. But between late-night jam sessions, whispered confessions, and the way Eddie looks at her like she’s a song he’s dying to play, Chrissy starts to wonder…
What happens when faking it feels more real than anything else?
AKA a fake dating musicians AU set in 2003 nobody asked for :pppp
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08 Feb 2026
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Chrissy Cunningham knows lying is a sin. She was raised Christian, after all. But lying's what got her a hot boyfriend, a star position on the cheer squad, and some (maybe sort of) friends to boot. It's not until Eddie Munson nearly runs her over with his truck that her lies begin to catch up with her.
Eddie's a far cry from Jason Carver, and Chrissy knows he's not the type she can take home to her parents. That said, he is the type to make her feel freer than she ever has, the type to allow space for her to be truly, authentically Chrissy. It's crazy and beautiful and often times terrifying, but Chrissy finds peace in his madness all the same.
Lying's a sin. Chrissy Cunningham knows it.
But maybe Eddie Munson is worth sinning for.
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06 Feb 2026
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When FBI agent Dana Scully requests a transfer to escape a marriage that’s quietly destroying her, she’s assigned to the last place she expects, 'Spooky' Mulder and his basement of impossible cases. Mulder is intense, brilliant, and sees far too much, including the bruises she swears are accidents. As her husband’s control tightens and the work grows more dangerous, Scully finds herself drawn to the partner who treats her with a gentleness she forgot existed. But getting out won’t be easy. In a world of shadows, conspiracies, and fragile trust, Scully must decide whether to stay silent… or finally save herself.
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Bookmarked by schweinsty
28 Jan 2026