7 Works by schemingbanshee
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too good for everyone (not good enough for me) by schemingbanshee
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)
16 Feb 2026
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This time, it’s different. This time he’s not thinking about himself, about fake niceties and clenched teeth that mimic a smile. He’s thinking about Gojo Satoru, about snappy retorts and bitter sneers and small circular sunglasses.
Just maybe, the two of them are more alike than he thought. Maybe their masks are just painted with different designs. A sneer and a smile. Both baring their teeth. Masks they wake up every day and choose to plaster on because they’re what works, not because they’re comfortable or truthful.
Maybe even because of how untruthful they are.
or, the one where they learn it might be okay if they can just be good enough for each other
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love is just a chemical reaction by schemingbanshee
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
04 Jan 2026
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The thought of someone else having such direct access to his emotions, basically his thoughts… To this day it makes him cringe a little.
Okay, maybe Gojo Satoru has some commitment issues. Sue him.
But he’s fine. Commitment is overrated anyways. Obviously the universe had it out for him specifically when it created this whole stupid secondary-sex system, where the ultimate declaration of care and adoration requires him to crack open his own ribcage and offer his beating heart on a platter. To say explicitly: Here. This is yours. Destroy this, destroy me, if you’d like to. You’re the only one who can.
or, the one where they learn that sometimes it’s worth the risk
Series
- Part 2 of it's hard to never want it back
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the pleasure of our ignorance by schemingbanshee
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
20 Dec 2025
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He stops in front of the door, breathing heavily through his mouth. His mind completely blanks, and for a second he thinks it’s all the running; the lack of oxygen is starting to catch up to him. He feels lightheaded. But then he takes in another breath, through his nose this time, and he smells it.
Satoru’s scent is fairly light. Normally. Ozone and something electric, like the smell of wet air after lightning strikes a bit too close for comfort. Muted. Definitely not the type of thing Suguru can usually smell through a door.
That’s still there, barely. But it’s different now.
or, the day Satoru presented
Series
- Part 1 of it's hard to never want it back
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“I need her.”
For the first time since Gumiho had stepped under the rope, Romance remembered he was there with other people. He glanced over at Abby, who was staring in the direction of the ring with the same awestruck expression Romance was sure had just been on his own face.
“Yeah, same page.” He breathed out, glancing back towards the ring. When he looked back, Abby was staring at him with a grin that he quickly returned. It was like a moment of unspoken agreement, a vow that passed like electricity between all the places their shoulders and thighs touched. A silent understanding.
Whatever it took, they were gonna make her want them as bad as they wanted her.
or, the one where Mira is an underground fighter with an insatiable craving for adrenaline, and two stupid frat boys are determined to be her next fix
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*not quite abandoned but is being rewritten*
Akaashi’s life was simple.
It wasn’t boring; not to him at least. But it was simple, nice, calm. Making the decision to move to the city would definitely disrupt his routine for a few days, but he was sure that he’d settle back into it fairly quickly. Not much would change with the move; the only difference was that he would now be doing it in a cramped apartment in Tokyo instead of his university dorm. Akaashi’s life would be the same; simple, nice, calm.
Yes, Akaashi’s life was simple. But it was also quite lonely.AKA The one where Akaashi moves to the city searching for a job, but instead finds himself swept up in the lives of his odd neighbors.
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“Are you sure they’ll be okay with me coming?”
“How many times do I have to tell you, idiot?” He reached up, flicking his boyfriend’s forehead before staring back up at the ceiling of his dorm room. They really needed to fucking renovate their dorm building, popcorn ceilings shouldn’t have ever been a thing.
“I know, I know,” Bokuto huffed, looking down at his lap as he watched Kuroo study the ceiling like it had personally insulted him, “But it’s like, your birthday visit with your parents.”
“So?” He looked back to Bokuto’s face, unimpressed with his attempts at justifying his dumb question, “I promise you, my parents will have zero issue with you coming. None, absolutely natta. The second I told them about you, they demanded I visit just so they could meet you.”
AKA the one where Bokuto meets Kuroo's parents.
*Oneshot, after the events of #KurooStealsPants2k20*
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- Part 2 of #KurooStealsPants2k20
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Kuroo was a good person. He was a good person, and he didn't deserve this.
He could almost hear Kenma’s disbelieving scoff, and he resisted the urge to mentally tell his best friend to shut his damn mouth (as if it would actually do anything). He didn’t need imaginary Kenma’s judgment at the moment. He’d deal with enough of that from real Kenma later.
"I need to borrow your pants."
AKA Kuroo needs pants for a lab, Bokuto has the best (or worst) timing, and Kuroo can't catch a fucking break.
Series
- Part 1 of #KurooStealsPants2k20