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    Barstool Sports Canada reports that Montreal Metros captain Shane Hollander has started learning Russian from new teammate and Russian rookie Sergei Dovonchezky.

    Ilya has some thoughts. None of them are particularly kind.

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    07 Feb 2026

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    Shane watched Ilya tilt his head back and drop some peanuts into his mouth. He gave them all of two chews before swallowing. The totally indigestible peanuts travelled down the line of his beautiful speckled throat. The man was begging for chronic reflux. 

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    07 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 71

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    Pissing someone off is not an accepted love language.

    Except, in this case, maybe it is.

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    31 Jan 2026

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    The last thing young supervillain prodigy, Ilya Rozanov, expects to happen when he's out observing a rookie on the field is to get swept off his feet by his arch rival.

    Literally.

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    5 times Ilya Rozanov runs into Shane Hollander in his superhero suit and the one time he doesn't.

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    30 Jan 2026

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    They’d considered it—Shane being gay. It’d been an option. But Ilya Rozanov and the way Shane looks at him like he’s the love of his life has blindsided them. Blindsided both of them, and there’s almost nothing Yuna likes less than being blindsided. 

    She’s not mad, David wants to say. We’re so proud of you. We’re so happy for you. We just didn’t know. 

    Somehow we missed it, you falling in love.

     

    or, what David Hollander and Ilya Rozanov talk about while Shane and Yuna are outside in episode six.

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    26 Jan 2026