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Lexi
Thank you for the water bottle for scale. I’m honestly impressed and awed. When can I schedule a dick appointment?555-2399
For real?Lexi
I am 100% serious.
Would very much like to ride you.
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Jesus u got me blushing and shitLexi accidentally sends Fezco some sexy pics. Fezco isn’t mad about it. Strangers Sexting AU.
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25 Jan 2026
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Flambae offers to do Waterboy a favor. And Waterboy wants to have sex. But not with Flambae, of course.
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"It’s mostly a thing- an issue of-” he stops, takes a very deep breath, starts again, “I want to have sex."
Flambae whips around so fast he slips on the shower tile. “What the fuck?” he asks, “That’s not a favor, Wet-fart-boy. That’s a fucking HR violation."
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02 Dec 2025
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Abbot is all restraint, all talk and no bite. Samira knows he's been flirting with her, because she'd discovered weeks ago she's been flirting right back.
And if you think about it -
Eight months is a long time with just her fingers.
"Jack." Samira says and the reaction it elicits immediately sets her heart pounding. Dr. Abbot - Jack - inhales sharply, eyes widening. He takes a step forward, pure instinct driven, before stopping himself. And, oh. There's a power that she suddenly feels, coursing through her veins and setting her blood on fire.
"Walk me home?"
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(pure smut loosely inspired by a tweet where someone said they want abbot to talk mohan through it.)- Language:
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- 5/5
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15 Sep 2025
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no one can stop me, not even gravity or nasa by magneticwave
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types
09 Feb 2016
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“Fuck you,” Leia says. “Who said anything about getting married? Did Luke say anything about getting married?”
“Luke is not involved,” Luke says, not looking up.
“Hey, Luke is not involved,” Han says, pointing at her. She’s going to bite his finger off, then they’ll see how much pointing he can do with it. “This is about you and me, princess.”
“There’s not going to be a you and me,” Leia says. “I’m going to have this baby with C-3PO.”
C-3PO says, “Madam,” tremulous.
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29 Aug 2025
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a case of the week that involves drowning, sadism and malcolm not knowing the expression ‘cold hands, warm heart’.
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21 Aug 2025
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Simon Lewis is an average high school teacher just trying to make sure the future generation gets there. He never asked to get his room moved next to the one guy in the whole school who probably hates him the most. That's all Luke's fault.
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21 May 2025
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Anne was looking forward to meeting Avonlea's new schoolmaster, and if she could only stop herself from being distracted by the memory of a tall, dark, handsome stranger that she knows she'll never meet again, she was sure she would make an excellent impression on the new teacher, no matter what Minnie May had to say.
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20 Apr 2025
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When Yousef confronts the Penetrators about how they are treating Sana, he doesn't expect to mistaken as her boyfriend. He's also not too sad when it does happen.
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12 Mar 2025
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David discovers that Patrick has had a YouTube channel for years, in which he gives helpful life advice on a variety of topics. Watching his way through the channel, he discovers that the subscribers are big fans of Patrick's...well, everything...and endlessly fascinated by his mentions of The Mysterious David, who he first calls his business partner, then his boyfriend, and now his husband. Now that David's found out about "How, Patrick?" and its 400,000 subscribers, will Patrick's fans finally get to meet their favorite host's never-seen husband?
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- Part 1 of How, Patrick
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03 Jan 2025
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And the costume fits, so I’ll play my part by misskraken
Fandoms: Eternals (Movie 2021), Marvel Cinematic Universe
03 Jun 2022
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Makkari had never had a talent for acting or theater like Sprite and Kingo, but perhaps she underestimated herself.
She didn’t even flinch.
“Deal,” Makkari signed, raising her chin in that special way they’d always done, and he mirrored her.
Just two best friends sharing a private joke.
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- Part 1 of Across the Stars
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27 Dec 2024
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perspectives by writercaity
Fandoms: Hogwarts Legacy (Video Game), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Feb 2024
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you and sebastian are meant to be—everyone saw it coming.
or: moments caught by others as you and sebastian fall in love.
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12 Dec 2024
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while the iron's hot by glycerineclown
Fandoms: The Punisher (TV 2017), Jessica Jones (TV), Daredevil (TV)
26 Nov 2020
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On the outside, Karen Page is fiercely independent. She rejects the idea that she needs to be taken care of—she’s been on her own for years, and she works hard to be taken seriously by her colleagues.
On the inside, well. She could use a goddamn break.
THE “ANVIL’S A BDSM CLUB AND FRANK IS THE BOUNCER” AU.
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- Part 1 of while the iron's hot
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02 Dec 2024
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the art of apparition by writercaity
Fandoms: Hogwarts Legacy (Video Game), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Apr 2023
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for all your talents, apparition is the one thing you can't seem to get a grip on. sebastian knows how to motivate you.
(just not in the way he thinks).
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01 Dec 2024
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you and the blacksmith.
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10 Sep 2024
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Kabru finds his eyes glued to the video. Most people who defend monsters online, he’s found, know shit about them. They live in sheltered cities, far away from any actual dungeons, and the closest they’ve come to seeing a real monster is in an Elven-made VR game. They’ve never died from a basilisk’s fangs in their throat.
But this guy seems different.
Kabru taps over to the comment section of the video. Normally he avoids them, but this might actually be relevant to his research.
wait lol isn’t this the dragon dildo guy
Kabru blinks at the top rated comment.
(Or: Laios reviews monster sex toys online and Kabru is a tired grad student.)
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04 Sep 2024
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let not time deceive you (you cannot conquer time) by Draco_sollicitus
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
28 Sep 2020
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Nicolo Genova, or Nicky to his American friends, is just trying to get through his PhD program. He's writing his dissertation on Post-classical homoerotic poetry, but he cannot find anyone who speaks an extinct dialect of Arabic so he can translate a famed love poem by a little known poet, al-Kaysani.
Strangely enough, his friend knows a professor on campus who can translate the poem. What starts as a simple request for assistance on his dissertation blossoms into something that Nicky -- shy, reserved Nicky who abandoned his plans for the priesthood months before ordination -- had never imagined for himself: true love.
What he doesn't know is that Dr. Joseph Jones (his handsome, erudite, kind, lovely Joe) is harboring a secret too large for anyone to believe -- and that secret might just cost them everything.
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- 11/11
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30 Aug 2024
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Can the gentle touch of an unexpected pair of hands on your body heal the wounds of your soul?
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12 Aug 2024
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Modern AU. Best friends Druig and Makkari make an extremely ill-advised bet over how quickly he can make her come.
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12 Dec 2023
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a tall ship, and a star to steer her by by Whitherward
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo
20 Apr 2021
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In Fifth Harbour, berth twenty-two sits empty.
On the open sea, Inej Ghafa has salt in her hair and blood in her mouth.
And she is free.
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13 Dec 2021
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Dappled Grove by missusk
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters: Sword & Shield | Pokemon Sword & Shield Versions
31 Dec 2020
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They were right. Here you are, lost, alone, and bleeding out. It was a nice run, you guess. Your life didn’t bother to flash before your eyes, since there wasn’t much that happened anyway. Even though you’ve already succumbed to breathing your last breath here in the Wild Area, this Charizard seems to think otherwise. Are you hallucinating? There’s a strange man with purple hair here, too.
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11 Dec 2021