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Schlocktober is an event featuring ‘prompts that no one should write’, many of which are humorous and absurd twists on common kinktober prompts. I naturally thought this was perfect for Hilson.
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Who will I be when I wake up next to a stranger (on a passenger plane)? by romashka
Fandoms: House M.D.
25 Jul 2025
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When you fly, you always hope you’ll be seated next to someone attractive, or at least interesting, but it never happens. Until now, obviously.
(Title from the song 20 Dollar Nosebleed - Fall Out Boy)
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They’re still doctors but House is a vampire and feeds from Wilson, who quite honestly doth protest too much
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Dib is a university student who came to London from the Americas with a not-so-hidden interest in the supernatural and bizarre. He then learns of a new and fascinating creature of unknown origin, and simply must know more.
(Fallen London is a text-based browser game set in an alternate Victorian London. This fic uses some concepts and locations from it but hopefully is still enjoyable if you don’t know anything about it)
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A tiny alien flew into Dib’s room and now he’s keeping him. (Title is a reference to that one art meme)
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You know when your cat is asleep and you keep gently bothering it but then it wakes up and demands continued attention? Yeah that
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Not a Mad Scientist, Just a Disappointed Scientist by romashka
Fandoms: Invader Zim, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac
26 Jan 2023
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Membrane contemplates whether it was wrong to clone himself not once but twice. His conclusion, as ever, is 'no, it's the children who are wrong'.
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I haven’t even finished the game yet but I wrote this because I kept getting this glitch in the telekinesis training and it was both funny and incredibly frustrating
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This was originally going to be quite a different fic, but the way it turned out, it’s a brief history of what I imagine could have happened to Willow in the years between her own short and Wicker’s. (Also, Maxwell is kind of a creep in this yes, but he is not attracted to her when she is a child)
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Walter thinks Wendy is nice, if a little odd, and she thinks the same about him. They bond over the proper disposal of a dead bird.
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Blades of Glory, but make it Pearlmethyst. (I have had this idea for a long time and it's probably not going away until I write it)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 534
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Kudos:
- 4
- Hits:
- 89
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Peridot and Lapis decide to experience fusion together.
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Nora realises it's him she's all about.
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Dammek takes Xefros on a pale date to the notorious Class Action Park, frequented by reckless lowbloods.
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“She says she wants us to go to the winter market with her! Like a date...” Mabel put her hand on Dipper’s arm to emphasise the gravity of the situation.
“Uh...a date with which one of us?”
Mabel froze for a second, contemplating this, then made a dismissive gesture. “Pshh. It doesn’t matter! She likes us, anyway! She’s associating with us in a non-life-threatening situation!”
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Jade needs to tell her, even though nothing can come of it now.
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John has an unconventional idea for confessing his feelings.
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Working part-time at Greasy's Diner, Pacifica is coming to terms with her new life.
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Sometimes you seek a kismesis just because you're really lonely and also a bitch.
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aka "Does Mabel Pines Is Bi?"