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    Jack was a normal, albeit self-important, young businessman. Up until he wasn't.

    Problem A: He woke up in the body of the unfathomably handsome teenage boy residing in T.M. Riddle's diary.

    Problem B: This apparently meant that he was somehow transported into the world of Harry Potter, a property of which he hardly knew anything about.

    Light at the End of the Tunnel A: He managed to attain a physical body.

    Problem C: Everyone and their mother was of the belief that he was Voldemort's son, and therefore destined to kill them all. Harry Potter himself seemed unshakably sure of the notion that Jack was out to kill him.

    Problem—well, maybe he ought to leave some of the alphabet for everybody else.

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    08 Feb 2026

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    "And we should believe such danger looms so close just because you said so…" Satoru pleasantly smiles, "why, exactly?"

    Itadori absently stirs his tea. He has yet to drink any of it. "Because the other choice is to look the other way and have everything be destroyed."

    The curious case of Itadori Yuuji: the boy who suddenly gains mastery of jujutsu overnight, who knows too much about things he shouldn't, and who talks to everyone like he's conversing with ghosts.

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    18 Jan 2026

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    “You know, everyone’s trying to make me scared of you. I’ve never been scared of anything, and I don’t think I know how to be,” Yuji admitted. He wasn’t sure why. It just felt like the thing to say.

    “Only the weak know fear,” Sukuna replied simply.

    “Are you saying I’m strong?” Yuji grinned around the coke bottle before he took another drink. It was funny in a bizarre way to be having such a casual conversation.

    Sukuna scoffed, “No. You’re just stupid.”

    It took Yuji a while. Mostly because he’d never known anyone like Sukuna, but eventually he understood. Whenever Sukuna called him stupid, he really meant ‘I love you.’

    Alternate Title: Old Man Claims Squatter’s Rights in Reincarnated Twin Brother’s Body. More at Eleven.

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    18 Jan 2026

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    “Fuck off, Nicky.”
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    “Hasn’t anyone ever told you spider-napping is illegal?”
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    “You can’t hold me here, I know my spider-rights.”
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    “God, you guys are so old. What are you? Like 27?”
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    “Scale of 1 to 10, how upset would you be if I told you I banged your mom?”
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    Or, I got my grubby little hands on the spider-man time line and fucked around a little bit. Not much (everything) changes.

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    17 Dec 2025

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    They stand apart from humans as heroes, saviors, and gods among men. But when we stand in the shadows of gods, we fail to see the cost to them. Sometimes the only one that can understand the weight of the universe is someone else who bears it.

    After the end of Halo 3, the Master Chief - soldier, Spartan, saviour - is flung into the Mass Effect universe where he is discovered by Abigail Shepard, legendary Spectre and hero of humanity. A meeting of absolute cosmic impossibility within a chain of events that will threaten both of their universes.

    Along the way three venerated gods will be forced to tackle the concept of 'being human'.

    [Slowly being edited and polished]

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    25 Nov 2025