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(Podfic) Penance by remthedogsitter for Blissymbolics
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
10 Aug 2019
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Podfic of the fanfiction Penance by Blissymbolics. Summary is as follows:
And for a while, it’s enough.
It’ll happen, Crowley tells himself. This time, it’ll finally happen.
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[Podfic] My Love Should Be Heard and Not Seen by remthedogsitter for lurknomoar
Fandoms: Welcome to Night Vale
02 May 2019
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This is the Podfic version of lurknomoar's fic. Summary is as follows:
Cecil Palmer is the best phone sex operator in the small company called Night Vale. One night, a slightly tipsy and very lonely scientist dials his number, and gets far more than he bargained for - a late night conversation about advanced biochemistry, a brand new fetish for surreal horror, a surprisingly reasonable internship program, some newts, and slowly, strangely, the love of his life.
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The Only Thing more Fereldan than a Mabari is a Dragon by remthedogsitter for thespectaclesofthor
Fandoms: Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age: Inquisition, His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman
09 May 2018
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The Dragon Age Inquisition AU with daemons that nobody asked for.
It is not unheard of for a Daemon to settle more than once in a person’s life. It’s common among soldiers during time of war or people that have experienced a great tragedy and it changes them, fundamentally, forever. However, what is unheard of is someone, barely two decades old, to settle for a second time barely a year after the first.
(This was supposed to be Cullen's story but Dorian insisted he go first.)
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- Part 1 of A Dust Filled World
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Collections of Being by remthedogsitter for Pia, not-poignant
Fandoms: Fae Tales - not_poignant
30 Oct 2015
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For Poigdom week! What if objects were sentient?
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The Wrinkle in a Memory by remthedogsitter
Fandoms: Adventure Time, Adventure Time with Finn and Jake
16 Mar 2013
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AU-ish Marshall Lee being immortal has a distorted notion of time. The Candy kingdom 100 years ago destroyed by war and the lively kingdom today 100 years later frequently visited by the last human but both he visits for a certain pink prince. GumLee
Not a conventional writing style but a simulation of how immortals would view time and memory the past present and future overlap and sometimes even things that never happened. you've been warned :)
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A Dust Filled World by remthedogsitter
Fandom Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age: Inquisition, His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman
09 May 2018
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It's all about how the past weighs on the decisions of the present, in love, life and self. how easy is it to really change someone and is that change really true?
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Harry accidentally gets exposed to the most powerful aphrodisiac known to wizardkind. Voldemort happens to be the only person within touching distance. The Horcrux connection between them doesn’t help, either; the worse Harry gets, the more Voldemort loses his mind.
Or: Voldemort goes absolutely unhinged with lust, and it’s all feral, needy little Harry’s fault.
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- Part 1 of Tomarrymort Stories
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26 Jan 2026
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Harry is Minister Riddle’s secret sugar baby. What confuses him is why the Minister hasn’t fucked him yet, despite buying him a whole host of clothes that, if the way Minister Riddle stares at him is anything to go by, make him look extremely fuckable.
Gaunt stepped over the threshold authoritatively, demandingly, like he owned the place. “Might I ask what you are doing here, young man?”
Young man? Was he serious? Gaunt could only be around forty, but he sounded positively geriatric. “Delinquenting,” Harry replied, gesturing expansively at the dummies. “Can’t you tell?”
“‘Delinquenting’ isn’t a word,” Malfoy put in.
Harry blinked at him innocently. “Sorry, I don’t speak sycophant.”
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- Part 3 of Tomarrymort Stories
- Part 1 of Sugar Daddy Stories
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Bookmarked by remthedogsitter
25 Jan 2026
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A coffee shop AU but the coffee is snakes.
Or: In which Harry lives in the snake-infested equivalent of a TARDIS and pseudo-adopts an incredibly confused but still relentlessly ambitious Tom Riddle.
Tom thought he was hallucinating, to begin with. Suddenly, between the dilapidated Potions store and the magical equipment repair store, there was a dizzyingly green overgrowth of plants and vines and venomous flowers that only parted to show a door when one stood directly opposite it. The greenery practically burst out of the walls and even between the cobbles of the cobblestone path outside, as though it was carnivorous, insatiable, uncontainable.
He initially presumed that it might be some kind of exotic plant shop, but then he heard the whispers from within, and noticed that, if he squinted, the twisting, writhing vines above the door seemed to spell out a single word: Serpensortia.
Tom was inside the door before he knew it.
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- Part 2 of Tomarrymort Stories
- Part 3 of Sugar Daddy Stories
Bookmarked by remthedogsitter
25 Jan 2026
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i might be time blind but anyone could see how much i love you by PennamePersona
Fandoms: Hades (Supergiant Games Video Games)
06 Oct 2025
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“It’s good to see you, Melinoë.” Zagreus smiles gently. Too gently. This is a place of rest, yes, but it is also a place of necessity.
He doesn’t belong, Melinoë thinks, and barely keeps her expression steady. It’s an unkind thought. She has it anyway.
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“Why are you avoiding me, grandfather?” Zagreus sets Gigaros down, gently leaning it against the wall. His voice is as soft as the Elysium grass. Too perfect. Too sweet. Too unreal.It would be so much easier if Zagreus did not remember.
Bookmarked by remthedogsitter
31 Oct 2025
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It occurs to him, as his blade splits her skull, that he has never had a family.
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- Part 1 of Deicide
Bookmarked by remthedogsitter
29 Oct 2025