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When a mysterious patch of magic appears on the walls of Rose Apothecary, David, the only witch in a town full of werewolves, is tasked with fixing it. With sex.
A magical mystery featuring magic, werewolves, witches, various unhelpful townsfolk, an unrepentant Roland Schitt, and a whole lot of orgasms.
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Then, David started talking about how good it felt and how much he loved it and, like with everything else David-related, Patrick couldn’t get it out of his head. So, when David had coaxed him onto his stomach and asked if he wanted to try, Patrick had been more than willing. And by the time David’s talented tongue was done taking him apart, Patrick had been fully converted.
Then he’d tried it out on David.
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David gets insecure about something in bed. Patrick makes it better.
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In the long reeds of difficulty and pain (that’s where you find the treasure) by redwineandqueer
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
01 May 2021
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When the knock comes, Patrick has been pacing his apartment for over an hour. The TV blares, forgotten, in the background and a pile of books are scattered over the coffee table, remnants of his unsuccessful attempts to distract himself from the echoing silence.
Because David still hasn’t called.
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There’s no one else in the bakery except for a man behind the counter with his back turned to David.
“Just one minute,” the man calls and David hums in response, distracted by the dizzying array of baked goods on display in the glass case in front of him. His eyes fall on a tray of butter tarts and his stomach growls audibly.
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A very Canadian meet-cute. -
5 times David and Patrick are interrupted by authentic Canadian wildlife (and one time David swears he saw something) by redwineandqueer
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
28 Apr 2021
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All David wants is to get Patrick's hands all over him whenever he gets the chance.
The wildlife in Schitt's Creek seems to have other ideas.
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two minutes for illegal substitution by hollanov (searchingforabiggersky)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
24 Jan 2026
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Shane never had a party phase. He's not fun.
Being convinced by his boyfriend to try out roofies in public was certainly not on his Bingo Card for the year.
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- Part 7 of penalties
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25 Feb 2026
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To be clear, Ilya is grateful the rookies aren’t growing up the way he did in the NHL. Ilya took the hazing to the chin – humiliation rituals, beat downs, grueling practices to prove he could “hang” with the big guns on the team.
That being said, there’s still some part of Ilya that balks at the request by the gaggle of rookies to watch The Iron Giant, a veritable children’s movie at the team’s latest movie night.
OR: Five times Shane and Ilya were the support system for the Centaur rookies they dreamed of having when they were younger.
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- Part 1 of A Day in the Life of a Centaur
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24 Feb 2026
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To catch a homophobe or two, (or twenty) by VicIsWriting
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
11 Feb 2026
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Shane volunteers to be mic'd up on his first game against the Voyageurs in his first season with the Centaurs. What could go wrong?
A lot... He hopes.
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25 Feb 2026
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Some can't stand homophobia.
Some can't stand the Voyageurs.
And some can't stand the dynasty that the Voyageurs inadvertently created when they ran Shane Hollander out of town for being gay.
So when news of why Shane Hollander signed in Ottawa alongside his husband comes out, 31 teams take it upon themselves to get back at the Voyageurs for all that they’ve done.
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- Part 2 of Be Gay, Get Even
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23 Feb 2026
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Where We Can Be Honest by JennaLee
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
18 Feb 2026
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Ilya flopped onto the blanket next to Shane, dripping wet.
“So,” he said. “You like sexy role play, yes?”
Shane, who had just taken that moment to take a sip of ginger ale, promptly choked on it, spilling fizzy liquid all over his stomach and crotch.
“Jesus Christ,” he rasped, as Ilya laughed at him, the fucker. “Who starts a conversation like that?”
Shane and Ilya's intimacy at the cottage leads to some revelations that Shane had been repressing. Ilya is excited to give him exactly what he wants in every way.
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20 Feb 2026