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The day Shroud killed his Dad, Robert Robertson III was left with the hardest decision of his life. What should become of Mecha Man? He could take on the family job and become a hero like his Dad and his Granddad or he could walk away.
In the end, he chose the third option; Mecha Man went rogue. Now labeled a villain, he began ripping his way through bad guys in search of Shroud. And if a hero got in his way? Well, the words 'collateral damage' exist for a reason.
At least, until a chance encounter with a Superhero reminds him that not everyone is expendable.
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- Part 1 of Found Family
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13 Feb 2026
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“Alright, team. Rally up. Stop jerking each other off,” Robert said, staring up at the ceiling.
Visi snorted. “I think the only circle jerk going on right now is between you and Herm, dude.”
“Zip up, boys!” Prism exclaimed, nearly hysterical with it, and Robert sat there with a spinning head as the group devolved into yet another fit of laughter, this one even more undignified than the first.
Anxiety clawed at the walls of Robert’s throat. Discomfort bloomed in his stomach. This was… bad. Terrible, even. Had the jokes always been this direct? Did everyone but Robert already know about this?
Or, Robert learns that Waterboy has obvious favoritism towards him, and because he's so distracted by the concept, Robert doesn't even realize that he's being courted.
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08 Feb 2026
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1-800-hot-n-fun (hear my ringtone every time) by pompurrnz
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
29 Dec 2025
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Herman has always loved Mecha Man, sometimes maybe more than he should. Now that he’s working for SDN, he’s starting to fall for Robert too. So when Herman has unrestricted access to his favorite hero’s mech suit, Herman does the only rational thing.
Get inside the mech and jerk it, obviously. It’s not like anyone is watching, right?
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08 Feb 2026
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“Do you want me to come with you to your cousin’s wedding this weekend, Herm?”
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Waterboy lies about having a plus-one for a wedding and has to improvise.- Language:
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07 Feb 2026
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5 times people thought Waterboy was lucky to be dating Robert, and 1 time someone realized Robert was just as lucky.
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07 Feb 2026