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  1. Summary

    call it dumb,
    call it luck,
    just whatever you do,
    don't call it love

    a series of works that basically consist of me firing the aromantic and / or asexual beam at characters

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    my 00Q Wingfic AU all in one place

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    Fics completed for 007 Fest or with Fest prompts, primarily the former

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    Inspired by headcanon: Number One hero Deku is still a fanboy and regularly freaks out rookie heroes by going up to them and asking for their autographs like they don't all have posters of him hanging up in their rooms.

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    21 Feb 2026

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    Izuku doesn't know why the day keeps resetting. He doesn't know why he's trapped on campus, or why there's no phone reception, or why Aizawa and Shinsou keep losing their memories of the Saturdays they've already lived, while Izuku remains constantly, painfully aware.

    But he does know this: Aizawa and Shinsou keep dying, over and over again, in more brutal and creative ways. And it's his job to save them.

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    20 Feb 2026

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    Izuku is five years old the first time he's saved by heroes. He's an instant fan of the woman in pink with her cheerful smile and the man with his ice powers and fine-boned features, even if they both refuse to tell him their names.

    For most of his life, Izuku has been the centre of villain attacks, but he has never been injured. Every time, he's saved by bright, unknown heroes—heroes who smile at Izuku, and ruffle his hair or ply him with hugs, and seem mesmerised by how small he is.

    Heroes that the rest of the world doesn't believe exists.
     

    (Time-travelling Class 1-A AU)

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    20 Feb 2026

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    Alix has known for a lifetime that everyone is supposed to find their other half someday. One day, someday, everyone finds a soulmark etching itself into their skin, into their soul, matching them to their other half and making them whole.

    Alix breathes a sigh of relief for every day she stays unmarked.

    Alix has some real strong objections to this entire 'halves and wholes' attitude.

    Turns out, she’s not the only one who does.

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    19 Feb 2026

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    Later, they agree that Hawkmoth did it on purpose.

    But in the moment, Chat Noir can’t think that far. His head is pounding, possibly from a concussion, and he has just enough time to look into Ladybug’s scared blue eyes before the flash of light overtakes them both. Then, suddenly, he’s looking at Marinette Dupain-Cheng and the journalists around them are screaming. Their names, including Adrien’s real one, are so loud that it’s disorienting.

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    17 Feb 2026