realEgret
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I have no idea what to put here but this is a weird story that my sister wrote when she was in like second grade
Character names are changed (they were the names of real people in her friend group)
All typos and extended words are in the story, this is a direct pull from one of her old notebooks -
Rudolph the Red-Blooded Reindeer by realEgret
Fandoms: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964)
12 Jun 2022
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Everybody knows about the second Rudolph, You know, the one with the shiny red nose? But what about the first? You’ve never heard of him, have you?
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After discovering his hidden secret, you start silently torturing your coworker Damien Haas with every vampire cliche imaginable. Watch as the two of you navigate the absurdity of his immortal life and fall head-over-coffins in love.
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27 Jan 2026
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You’re forced to share a bed during a week-long cabin retreat with your infuriating coworker Spencer Agnew. Somewhere between all the snide remarks and bickering, fighting starts to feel a lot like falling.
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27 Jan 2026
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Better Chug That Mountain Dew by followingthebutterflies
Fandoms: Smosh, Heathers: The Musical - Murphy & O'Keefe
24 Sep 2025
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Spencer flies to New York to see your Broadway debut as Veronica in Heathers. He thinks he’s prepared, but he couldn’t be more wrong.
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27 Jan 2026
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After dying on the land that now hosts the Smosh office, you haunt the space quietly. That is until Spencer Agnew arrives and slowly, unknowingly, becomes the one person you can't help but love... even from the other side.
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27 Jan 2026
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You’ve spent five years resenting Spencer Agnew for ruining your future, so of course he ends up as your accompanist for the most important performance of your life.
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27 Jan 2026