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  1. Public Bookmark 3

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    John loses Atlantis and Rodney in one fell swoop. Slowly, he picks himself up, puts himself back together.

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    19 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 55

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    Aziraphale can’t actually be suggesting what Crowley infers he’s implying… Satan bless it, he can’t even bring himself to think the thought without discorporating on the spot.
    “On a what?” he chokes out, because there can be no room for error here.
    Aziraphale glances away, then opens and closes his mouth multiple times before whispering: “On a date.”
    “Which date?” he asks dumbly, hands desperately itching for his sunglasses. He’d break eye-contact and look for them if he didn’t suspect he was hallucinating the whole thing. “Like… like a specific day?”
    Aziraphale’s expression, a heady mix of hopeful and anxious, melts once again into haughty annoyance.
    “Goodness gracious, no. I meant on a date. Like… like, you know, romantically,” he clarifies, fidgeting. “With another person.”
    Whatever excitement Crowley was starting to feel dies a very sudden, very depressing death...

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    (Or: Aziraphale tries to ask Crowley on a date, but they misunderstand each other. So Crowley agrees to help Aziraphale pick up someone in a bar while secretly trying to sabotage him; little does he know that the angel is also trying to sabotage the whole thing. Shenanigans ensue. And kisses too.)

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    16 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    After yet another disastrous date, Aziraphale Fell is ready to throw in the towel and resign himself to the solitary existence he doesn’t mind all that much. Enter Anthony J. Crowley, matchmaker extraordinaire, who bets Aziraphale the 100% success rate of Made in Hell, his matchmaking agency, that he can find him a suitable match in no time.
    After all, Crowley is a consummate professional with a troubled dating history who has learned from his past mistakes and has sworn off love himself: he’s certainly not going to fall for the charms of an extremely fussy bookseller… or is he?
    Between dubious romantic prospects, far too much meddling, ridiculous antics and a developing connection, Made in Hell’s success rate might not be the only thing on the line here.

    ❤️‍🔥 NOW COMPLETE ❤️‍🔥

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    15 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 74

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    If your friend gets into a sudden heat, and you get carried away yourself, surely it's smarter to stop as soon as possible, so things don't escalate too much.

    Right?

    Right?

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    08 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 8

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    Rodney lay on the bed, still as a statue, pale as death. Even though John could see the rise and fall of his chest, it didn't stop the panic fluttering constantly in his chest. His stomach was clenched tight, knots twisting over knots. His palms were damp and he was filled with a restless energy, that no amount of pacing seemed to cure.

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    31 Jan 2026