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adore me! hold me and explore me! by lesbianhowlpendragon
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon), 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Webcomic)
06 Sep 2024
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“Good?”
“Yeah—good.” Xie Lian exhales, loudly, her entire body shuddering with the force of it. Her eyes are hazy already. “Do it again. Please.”
“So polite!” Hua Cheng giggles, tightening her grip on the god’s hips as she repeats the motion and brings their bodies together again–and this time Xie Lian rolls against her instinctively.
OR: it's just hualesbian coffin sex I have nothing else to say
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22 Feb 2026
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Cold like Silk, Warm like Skin by lavendrya for bingheluvr69
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 Feb 2026
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“Where has Luo Binghe taken me?” Shen Qingqiu demands with as level of a voice as he can muster. From what he can see, it appears to be… an entirely ordinary bedroom? Unadorned and windowless, clearly unlived in, but featuring sturdy and comfortable looking furniture. A far cry from a prison.
Luo Binghe smiles mirthlessly. “So now Shizun speaks.” She reaches out one clawed finger, trailing it up Shen Qingqiu’s cheek, drawing a thin drop of blood that trails down his cheek like a lone tear. “Shizun shall stay here until this disciple decides what she wants to do with him.”
Shen Qingqiu swallows. “And what of the trial?”
Luo Binghe tilts her head curiously and flashes a sweet subtle smile. “What of it?” Turning away from him, she stalks to the lone door. Flashing him one dark look before she steps out, she continues with a sneer, “Shizun and I already know the whole truth anyways. What does it matter what anyone else has to say?”
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Or: where a black/gray lotus Bingjie, tired with rejection after rejection in the water prison, kidnaps and forcefems her shizun. Also there's identity porn.
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20 Feb 2026
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Grasping Shadows by minarenny for Omnipretzel
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 Feb 2026
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Luo Binghe is not powerful enough. Xin Mo nearly consumes him, but with his last moments of strength, he subsumes Xin Mo in return, leaving him an entity with little remaining other than thoughts of Shizun, Shizun, Shizun.
Shen Qingqiu is simply biding his time until his disciple comes back from the Abyss to take his revenge. Unfortunately, the mystery behind the disappearances he’s investigating quickly becomes more complicated—and far more frightening—than he expected. Something is following him, and he doesn’t know what.
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18 Feb 2026
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capture me, or at least take my picture by jumpinginmuddypuddles
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Feb 2026
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Before Shen Yuan left to hand himself in, to stop the manhunt against Shen Qingqiu, they spent one last night in that house together. Curled up like a pair of brackets, with a lifetime of debt and pain clasped between them, Shen Yuan knew what he had to do.
Luo Binghe deserved his justice, but Shen Qingqiu did not deserve to die. How fitting, then, that Shen Yuan could supply both of them with their answer.
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Shapeshifter Shen Yuan takes the fall for Shen Qingqiu.Series
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06 Feb 2026
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Uneasy Lies the Head by minarenny
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Dec 2025
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The girl took a deep breath. “If Luo-shixiong is the Demon Emperor, then does that make Shizun the Empress?”
A sea of questioning gazes peered up at Shen Qingqiu. He sighed. “No, this master is not an empress,” he answered, his hand finding his fan and spreading it open in front of himself like a small shield for his embarrassment at mentioning his marriage in any capacity.
“Why not?” was the predictable follow-up question, and Shen Qingqiu quietly regretted encouraging curiosity and questions in his teachings.
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10 Dec 2025