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    You are a GAR analyst, and your job is to process clone trooper helmet feeds. Being surrounded by incredibly handsome, competent troopers makes it hard to keep a professional distance, but you've managed. Until now.

    AKA, you have a voice kink, and Sev has a present for you. You're about to discover that commandos do it better.

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    "The first time you hear Sev’s voice, you gasp, and prickles run down your neck. He sounds different from the other clones: deep, gravelly, menacing. Incredibly sexy. You often find yourself replaying snippets of his comm feed, just so you can hear him speak. Whether he is making a dark joke, tallying his kills, or snarling at an enemy, his voice never fails to make you breathe a little faster."

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    15 Feb 2026

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    The Creche Masters were often considered the last line of defence against external threats. Today marked the first time in centuries that their hand was forced. Alarms echoed through the eerily empty halls. In the distance, the sound of battle could be heard but it had not yet reached the heart of the Temple quite yet.

    The fight ahead would not be pretty. It would not be long before it arrived.

    The tall ornate doors leading to the most inner sanctum of the Coruscant Temple had been shut and locked. Behind it, the Jedi Younglings were being readied for evacuation.

    In front of the door stood a lone figure.

    This was hardly the first time Creche Master Obi-Wan Kenobi acted as a sentry, though this position might just be his most crucial one. His huddle of Younglings were behind the doors at his back, and he would die before letting anyone through those doors.

    He stood still, unmoving and unafraid. Taking a deep breath, Obi-Wan took his saber and held it. He knew what he had to do, and he would stop at nothing to do it.

    These Mandalorians would pay for breaking into the Temple with their lives.
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    Or, a Creche Master Kenobi / Mand’alor Jaster AU

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    03 Feb 2026

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    The lesson is transfiguring rats into teacups . . . only Ron Weasley's rat is actually an Animagus, which has dire consequences for the spell, for Peter Pettigrew, and for the Dark Lord's prospects for resurrection (and rather better consequences for Minerva McGonagall's reputation). Cross-posted (finally!) from Tumblr.

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    21 Nov 2025

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    The one where Vader turned double agent for the Rebellion about three years after ROTS, and Leia is now his primary contact with the Rebellion.

    This is a collection of oneshots that all fit into the same universe, but posted in no particular order. Updated when the muse strikes me.

    Alternate summary, according to TV Tropes: A man attempts to escape slavery by turning into one of his culture heroes, teaching his daughter how to do magic, killing people, and flower arranging.

    For more about this 'verse, check out the tag on my tumblr.

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    19 Nov 2025

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    Tim Drake leaves Gotham. Damian Wayne becomes Robin.

    Gotham city... reacts.
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    Death Wish Coffee House @deathwish

    We were sorting through our security camera footage and came upon some disturbing videos of Robin 5:

    [Video: Robin 3 and Robin 5 swinging through the buildings. Robin 5 stops mid-swing and diverts to another rooftop, watching Robin 3's line snap and making no move to help. Robin 5 grabs onto a ledge. Barely.

    Robin 5 yells something unintelligible, and Robin 3 responds, horrified: You cut my line?

    The date and time flash onscreen and the video ends.]

    >tinkerbell @fallwendybirdfall
    so not only is Robin 5 classist and on some weird blood superiority bullshit, he actively tried to murder the savior robin

    >average day in crime alley @goofysillyshenaniganery
    what the fuck. this is the dude PROTECTING us? savior robin is a literal hero and he tried to murder him. how are we safe???

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    25 Oct 2025