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It isn't often Hermione Granger does stupid things, but making up a boyfriend to avoid pity from her ex and saying she'll bring the made up man to a couple's getaway certainly could be classified as one of her stupider moments. Enter Draco Malfoy, who suggests an arrangement: they pose as a couple long enough for her to keep her pride, and for him to better the Malfoy name by dating a war heroine. What could go wrong?
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22 Aug 2025
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After draining all her accounts on repeated unsuccessful reversal attempts for the botched obliviation she performed on her mother, Hermione is just desperate enough to accept Draco Malfoy's offer of employment. He's annoyingly charming, handsome, and even comes with his own personal sidekick.
But when she finally realizes what he's after, everything changes.
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Play seek and find for the 100 Taylor Swift titles hidden throughout.
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02 Jun 2025
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Draco knows following Granger is never a good idea, though it seems to be some kind of compulsive habit for him—one that pretty much always ends the same way. Him: fucked.
He’d followed right behind her in marks years one through five—each failure resulting in a cane across his hands and a disappointed glare from his father. He’d followed her to Hagrid’s hut back in third year, which earned him her wicked right hook.
And now, he’s followed her into the hollowed out and evidently possessed old charms classroom under the pretense of fixing it up. Draco Malfoy Tries A Good Deed. His punishment? Heatstroke.
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02 Jun 2025
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Hermione walks into the bar with a Ron Weasley shaped hole in her heart and a lilac skirt that fits her like a second skin. Her idea of getting him back doesn’t go exactly as planned.
Inspired by imgonnagetyouback by Taylor Swift.
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- Part 4 of cosmic_kate's Taylor Swift Dramioneverse
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02 Jun 2025
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"That incident, their first kiss, always reminded her of a car crash; people often described how they could recall every moment before and every moment after, but the impact itself was lost or hazy, like when you find a new bruise and can't remember where it came from. And Hermione could genuinely remember every detail that followed the impact. Every detail." Dramione. One-shot.
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26 May 2025