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    Most people didn't manifest the mark of their soulmate right away. Oh, sure, it happened – it had happened with Lucifer, before anyone had known what a soulmate even was, before anyone had realised such a thing was possible for angels – but it was pretty uncommon.

    And it was absolutely possible for it to break – or fade. It was pretty unlikely on Earth, hardly ever happened during the span of a regular human life – but when the souls in question were immortal? Yeah, sometimes things changed. Relationships grew distant, love degraded. Once you'd experienced the bond fading – or worse, breaking? – no, most people were a little wary about throwing themselves into a new relationship.

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    Lucifer has experienced having a soulmate. Alastor has never been interested in the concept. Something is dreadfully wrong, because Lucifer is seeing shadows move out of the corner of his eye - and Alastor's claws are glowing golden.

    Shit.

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    07 Feb 2026

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    Alastor had a plan to get rid of his chains and he certainly succeeded. Now that he's free, he wants to get all the power he can from Lucifer because why not? He thinks of the perfect deal: he'll become the King of Hell's Exclusive Executioner and in exchange, he'll tap into Lucifer's infinite source of power. Sounds fair, right?

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    While in captivity, Lucifer hears about this strange rumor that circulates among the Sinners.

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    07 Feb 2026

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    Fired from his job as a radio show host, Alastor is forced to return to his hometown right before the winter holiday. Deciding to wait after the holidays before finding a new one, he has little argument against his mother when she 'suggests' he help her irate neighbor plow his snow.

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    07 Feb 2026

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    “It is morning,” Alastor intoned, trying to sound bored and annoyed, but failing to keep the mirth from his sleep-addled voice. Or the desire. His body betraying him so early in the morning was not a good start to the day.

    “And?” Lucifer replied, his breath ghosting over the bare skin of Alastor’s shoulder, “We’re both awake. And we’re both still very naked. And you look like sin, stretched out like this. Why shouldn’t I succumb to such temptation?”

    “Your daughter is expecting us downstairs for breakfast. And then a staff meeting. Something or other to do after that ridiculous farce of an interview. Whatever will she think if we’re both late?”

    “Daddy’s had a busy morning?” Lucifer shrugged, his hands moving upwards, carefully skirting around the scars on Alastor’s chest.

    “Never,” Alastor groaned, turning an unimpressed look towards Lucifer, “And I mean never, refer to yourself as ‘daddy’ while you are naked in bed with me, again.”

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    What happens when a secret established relationship is completely torn apart by another man's obsession? What happens if Vox managed to capture Alastor while his mind had wondered and he hadn't yet developed his plan of action?

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    28 Jan 2026

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    “Smiles drank my drink” Angel’s eyes were on Alastor’s struggling form as he spoke, wide, briefly turning just to look at the mostly empty glass now being inspected by Niffty, sniffed by Husk, the bartender rearing back in disgust as if his nostrils had been burned “bathrooms the only thing in that direction an he’s covered in blood clawin at himself like he can’t fuckin breathe—Charlie!” Angel grabbed her shoulders, forcing her attention to land on him “Alastor drank my drink!!

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    20 Jan 2026