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When Draco's curse goes wrong, Harry finds himself transformed into a kneazle and injured in Severus Snape's potions classroom. Unaware of the creature's true identity, Severus takes in the "stray" kneazle, providing care and unexpected gentleness. As Harry recovers in Severus's private quarters, he discovers a softer side to his intimidating professor—one who reads to him, shares meals, and eventually allows him into his bed.
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06 Feb 2026
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When Harry finds an injured Snape on his doorstep and must hide him from the Dursleys, he has no idea that this very, very bad day will be the start of something good.
Harry and Snape are thrown together by annoying relatives, a series of strange dreams, and Voldemort's latest hunt for Harry, but their greatest challenge may well be surviving each other. This will be a long summer unless the two can find a way to work together. A slow-burn enemy-to-mentor story.
Alternate 6th summer (and part of the school year): post-OotP; ignores HBP and DH. No slash, no romance. NOW COMPLETE!
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17 Jan 2026
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Nagini has been acting suspiciously. Lord Voldemort is just there to make sure she's okay. He has absolutely no interest in Harry Potter. Really.
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- Part 3 of Souls of Ilk
- Part 1 of A Hand like Sunshine
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- 4/4
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18 Dec 2025
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Hungry Harry and the Death Eater Dinner by Anna_Hopkins for MistyTheGhost, DarkkBluee, Run_of_the_mill
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Jun 2019
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Prompt: Every day, Harry passes by a house from which emanates a tantalizing smell. Every day he thinks about going in. One day, he does.
Harry went looking for dinner and got dessert too.
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01 Dec 2025
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Voldemort, unexpectedly short on money and growing tired of both Wormtail's existence and Nagini's incessant pleas to eat the wizard, has a most brilliant idea: crowdfunding, and the first reward tier is a livestreamed broadcast of Nagini getting her wish. It is a massive success - and the people demand more.
Said 'people' just so happens to include one Boy-Who-Lived.
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- Part 1 of Dark Livestream Extended Universe
- Part 10 of October, 2021
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- 29/?
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28 Nov 2025