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  1. Public Bookmark 90

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    Lucifer accidentally slips up and tells the other sins that he is back on the market, not only that but he is engaged once more! The sins are baffled and demand to meet their new in-law to which Lucifer reluctantly caves into doing.

     

    So with a pep talk from Charlie and reassurance from his fiancée Alastor, the two set off on a journey throughout hell to meet the other sins. With Alastor being Alastor, can anything go wrong?

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    18 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 21

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    February was the worst month of the calendar year.

    The usual red skies of Pentagram City had been painted pink from all the commotion, mocking Alastor everywhere he looked. Balloon arches in the shape of hearts were trussed up far and wide. Teddybears and chocolate confection (with and without edibles, and worse) crowded the vendors in the entertainment district.

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    Alastor hates February 14th with a fiery passion. With a little patience, hopefully Lucifer can ease those shoulders down and show him it doesn't have to be the worst day of the year.

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    15 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 57

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    “And what price did you have in mind for…‘indulging in my curiosity’, exactly?”

    “Oh, no price at all! I did have a game in mind, however. Nothing nefarious and it gets us something we both want. You? Answers. Me? Entertainment!”

    “Alright. What are the terms of the game?”

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    08 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 45

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    After being cell buddies for 7 years, Alastor and Lucifer are used to being close to the other all the time. When Charlie asks them to sit in different sides of the dinner table in the hotel to start working on their "codependency" Lucifer might lose his mind. Just a bit. Thankfully he's not the only one.

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    27 Jan 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 17

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    "I think you’re the only person in this building who’s actually honest about how broken they are. And I think that’s a hell of a lot more attractive than any 'Angel Dust' act you put on."

    He gave Angel’s hand a short, firm squeeze before letting go and turning to grab a bottle of rye. "But yeah, your legs probably hurt 'cause you wear those ridiculous heels. Sit upright for once and maybe your back'll stop seizing."

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    16 Jan 2026