8 Works by poorlemons
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Eric Delano stays up late working one night, overworked sorting all of Gertrude's wizardly files. Meanwhile, Michael is awake after a long night of attempting to work out one of Gertrude's difficult wizardly assignments.
Above all else, one book really doesn't want to be put away.
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- Part 1 of Neil's Wacky Wizard Au
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- English
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- 1,997
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- 1/1
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People Watching and Other Fun Things to Do While Skipping Out on Work by poorlemons
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
30 Sep 2025
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Out of spite towards their trapped predicament, Eric and Michael take some time to break some rules and take a nice long lunch break. It's not like they can get fired, after-all.
Just the two of them chatting, bickering about Michael's couch, and staring at their coworkers.
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Stay or go? That’s a question Eric Delano never really wanted to have to answer.
Faced with the choice of protecting his eight year old son, or staying with his wife, there’s really only one answer. Eric takes Gerry and flees into the night. How this leads to him staying with the ex-coworker he hasn’t seen in six years, he doesn’t really know. But he needs a solution to fix an enchantment placed on Gerry, and seeing as Michael Shelley was previously the assistant and apprentice of a powerful wizard, she might just have the answer.
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- Part 2 of Neil's Wacky Wizard Au
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Sarah Carpenter is exasperated and trying her best, Eric Delano is nursing a head wound, and Michael Shelley is covered in blood.
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When a person graduates Wizard College, its expected they work as an assistant for several years before even trying to claim the fill title of Wizard. It is also expected that if a wizard assistant fails their duty in anyway, their dismissal comes free with a curse of the wizard's choosing. The Wizard Assistant Assistance Office was set up in order to circumvent this issue by trying to match an assistant to the right wizard. Surely it cannot be that hard to find a placement for recent graduate Jonathan Sims.
Or, Jon and the fourteen curses he somehow manages to acquire.
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- Part 3 of Neil's Wacky Wizard Au
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Michael Shelley's old cat ventures into the hallways, searching for her human. Instead, something else finds her.
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“Knock Knock,” A warbled voice filtered from under the door. There was an emotion Michael couldn’t identify lacing its words.
“What-” She cut herself off, taking a long, steadying breath before she continued. “-Uh.…” It would be better to try and be polite, despite the urge to yell and stomp her feet. It wasn’t fair that she couldn’t just be left alone for once. “You can come in.”
or Michael Shelley post Distortion is paid a visit by a familiar-unfamiliar face
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- Part 2 of Clear Images AU
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“I should hate you,” her words rang hollow in the empty office. “I do hate you.” But it was never quite as simple as that. It never could just be a matter of if or not Michael hated Gertrude Robinson.
Or Michael Shelley reflects on her feelings around Gertrude Robinson after escaping the Distortion.
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- Part 1 of Clear Images AU