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    "Gideon Coal may not have been blessed with the keen powers of observation of some of his friends, but he was a good bodyguard. As such, he knew when things weren’t right.

    "Things weren’t right."

    In an attempt to finally (finally) get over Gideon, Kremy gives himself a list of rules to follow. Too bad Gideon likes things exactly as they are.

    Language:
    English
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    53,278
    Chapters:
    18/22
    Comments:
    488
    Kudos:
    169
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    3,094
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    It always started the same way, with Gideon asking Kremy to rub his back.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,143
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    69
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    357
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    Kremy Lecroux knows Gideon Coal as Red, his favourite client.

    Gideon Coal knows Kremy Lecroux as Ky, the phone sex operator he's been calling (and getting off to) for months.

    Neither of them know that Gideon is part of the maintenance crew for Kremy's apartment building.

    They're about to find out.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    33,171
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    293
    Kudos:
    182
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    2,232
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    Kremy Lecroux's travelling circus has one purpose and one purpose alone: to thrill and delight its spectators while robbing them blind, then disappearing before they realise what's happened.

    When faced with the potentially biggest score of his life via the opportunity to rob a castle, Kremy cannot refuse. All he's got to do is get in, run a few performances, and make sure enough gold and jewellery finds its way into his pockets, and he'll be set for life.

    Unfortunately for Kremy, there's a set of conniving royals in a power struggle for the throne, his strongman accidentally drinking a love potion and falling for one of the conniving royals, and the small matter that he needs to pose as a woman the entire time he's in the castle to complicate things.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    28,236
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    144
    Kudos:
    67
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    943
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    Determined to help Kremy get over Gideon, Twig puts an advert for him in the Lonely Hearts column of the newspaper.

    Unwilling to pine over Gideon anymore, Kremy agrees to go on a series of dates she sets up for him.

    Worried that Twig won't pick the right guy for Kremy, Gideon offers to help Twig vet said dates.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    52,438
    Chapters:
    20/20
    Comments:
    446
    Kudos:
    160
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    2,385
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    It was Kremy’s wedding day, and he was fucking miserable.

    There was a long-dead frog singing the saddest songs he’d ever heard, a recently-dead clown on the floor, and worst of all, Gideon wasn’t dancing with him.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,526
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    387
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    Kremy has come up with an ingenious idea to rob someone:

    Step One: He and Gideon pretend to be a couple looking for a third

    Step Two: Head back to his place and tie him up

    Step Three: Steal everything that isn’t nailed down

    Step Four: Profit

     

    Surely this will only go well.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,186
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    132
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1,343
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    Kremy Lecroux has never said “I love you” to a romantic partner and meant it.

    Gideon Coal has never meant to say “I love you” to a romantic partner, but he’s said it more times than he can count.

    The pair of them think they'll never need to say it genuinely. The pair of them are wrong.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    29,393
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    118
    Kudos:
    134
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    1,829
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    Kremy Lecroux is busy. Busy with bartending, busy with his costume-making business he runs on the side, making beautiful creations for The Scarlet Vixen, a burlesque club. Far too busy to chase him dreams of being a dancer, and definitely too busy to even consider giving that cute new security guard a chance.

    Will Kremy ever stop being busy and let himself live?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22,967
    Chapters:
    7/10
    Comments:
    86
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    828
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    Kremy Lecroux did not run.

    He strode, he strutted, he swanned, he glided, he on very rare occasions did something that could be reasonably called a scuttle, but he did not run.

    Or rather, he did not run before he met Gideon Coal. Now it seemed like he spent half his life charging after him in a largely undignified manner, bemoaning the fact that his suit was wrinkling and trying to stop his tongue from lolling out his mouth.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,007
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    112
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1,003
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    A selection of tales from Carnivalé Lecroux's lives, both before and after they found each other, inspired by the Major Arcana.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,754
    Chapters:
    3/22
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    165
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    Irritated at Gideon repeatedly getting caught with his pants down (literally) Kremy enforces a new system - if Gideon's going to fuck around, Kremy will have to keep watch so no-one else finds out.

    Neither of them truly understand the consequences this action will have.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,358
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    79
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    616
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    Just a couple of ways in which Kremy Lecroux has saved Gideon Coal from a cage of his own making: a crossbow wedding.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,904
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    96
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    503
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    After finally, finally, admitting their feelings for each other, Kremy and Gideon are ready to settle into domestic bliss. That is, until Gideon's past comes back to haunt him in the form of a curse at the hands of his pixie wives.

    Forced to go on a quest to find the Witchlight Carnival to get Gideon divorced, the Krew face antics, shenanigans, tomfoolery and a few familiar faces along the way.

    Sequel to Telling All The Rich Folks Anything They Want To Hear (Like This Could Be Love)!

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    28,429
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    172
    Kudos:
    87
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1,475
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    Marius often finds himself looking at Lethica. In a fit of jealous rage, the Duchess of Sin takes Marius' sight.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,801
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    71
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    540
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    In order to pull off a heist at a ball held at a very fancy manor, two of the Krew must pose as a fake couple. It just so happens that only Kremy and Gideon are up for the task.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    33,287
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    243
    Kudos:
    197
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    2,406
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    Kremy motivates Gideon. Gideon has a realisation.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,409
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    127
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    841
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    Kremy figures out that he doesn’t need to ask Gideon kindly to do things. He can just ask him nicely instead.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,738
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    136
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    887
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    Gideon wants to see if his charms work on the fellas as well as they do the ladies. Turns out they do, so he makes a game of it.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,596
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    136
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    785
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    Gideon’s worked out why Kremy keeps getting so damn annoyed at him all the time.

    Or at least, he thinks he has.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,403
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    122
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    680

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