8 Bookmarks by pansysimp
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What happens when Harry Potter's girlfriend of five years suddenly asks for a threesome for her birthday? Harry's not one to back down from a challenge. And when it comes to exploring his very sheltered sexuality with a stranger on the internet? Well, that's just a very fun side effect. Until it turns out to be the one person Harry last expects: his fraternity brother. The one and only, Draco Malfoy.
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Harry and Draco unintentionally fall in love while sexting their alter egos
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12 Feb 2026
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Miracle by thesevenpercent
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
09 Feb 2026
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Forty-eight people boarded the charter flight from Raleigh. Only one woke up in a Savannah hospital.
Ilya Rozanov is the unbreakable Captain of the Ottawa Centaurs. Now, he is also the sole survivor of a tragedy that the NHL would rather treat as a PR nightmare than a massacre. With a shattered body and a ghost team, Ilya finds himself at the center of a corporate conspiracy fueled by blood money.
But he isn't alone. Shane Hollander has always been his greatest rival. Now, he’s his only anchor. Because sometimes, the only way out is through.
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25 Jan 2026
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The Broom-Averse Guide to Magical Methods of Transportation by malpal132
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 May 2024
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“I hate the Floo,” he says. It just comes out of him, like the time he’d jinxed himself to vomit slugs. “It gives me migraines for days afterward. S’why I asked Nott for a Portkey.”
Pansy laughs ruefully, pulling her fisherman’s beanie on a little tighter. Her feet stay planted where they are. “I have my reasons, too,” she says.
He holds out his hand in a flourish, motioning for her to list them.
“It’s none of your—” She stops. “Look,” she says, her gaze at her feet before she meets his. “I’m not just being a cunt. Traveling with me is…complicated.”
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- Part 2 of Healer's Guide Universe
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13 Jan 2026
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I Really Really (Really Really Really) Like You by smutty_claus, teenage_hustler
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Dec 2017
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Pansy Parkinson is an expert in magical houses, and she has been sent to investigate Harrison Estate; a real trickster of a mansion that has been causing its previous owners no small amount of strife. A job like this could be dangerous, so Pansy requests help from the Department of Magical Law Enforcement. Unfortunately, the Auror they send over is none other than Ron Weasley. More unfortunately, the house then decided to lock them both in...
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10 Jan 2026
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“Holy shit, dude,” Hayden whispers, too loudly, as he pulls Shane away. “No way you were just talking to Ilya Rozanov.”
“Uh, yeah. We just met. Wait, did he lie to me?” Shane asks, looking back over his shoulder where Ilya is now standing next to a short but very muscular woman with long black hair. “What does he play?”
Hayden stops, so Shane does too.
“You don’t know who that was?”
Shane makes a face that says ‘no shit’, and waits for an answer.
“Dude. You are so innocent. Ilya Rozanov, ‘Russia’s Greatest Love Machine’?” Hayden says, like it’s obvious.
Shane looks at him blankly, and then Hayden laughs. Not like, a chuckle. He full on cackles, bending over like he can’t even contain it. “Man, he’s like prolific.”
“At what?” Shane snaps, because he’s getting really sick of not being in on the joke.
“He’s a porn star, man.”
“A-” Shane says, swallowing thickly. “What?”
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Ilya is a porn star, Shane is a hockey player, and their paths cross.
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09 Jan 2026
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She bumps into him, quite literally, turning away from the bar, sloshing sparkling bubbles over the scarlet of his Auror robes as her wine glass meets his chest.
“Sorry,” she says, and he just thinks she means the spillage but it’s probably an apology for any and every previous interaction between them. It feels better off her chest, the first fallen fruit from an overburdened tree.
Ron’s smile is soft and unbothered, an easy curve that sees him carelessly shrugging. “It’s alright. They need a wash anyway.”
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03 Nov 2025
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Ron's never had a place to really call his own, so when the deeds to an ancient magical house in Bulgaria appear in his Gringotts vault, he ropes in his Curse-Breaker best friend (and his Curse-Breaker best friend's Field Healer boyfriend) to come and check the place out with him. What he doesn't expect is wanton destruction, a Veela transformation, and the need for some serious conversations between friends.
And whoever said Draco Malfoy was bad at sharing?!- Language:
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04 Nov 2023
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"I'm stuck in a time loop, reliving November 2nd. This is the 111th time I've lived through today."
Draco stilled. His moody eyes, the tension in his hands where he gripped onto his umbrella, the careful mask of blankness flickering over his face — everything about him was so difficult and so very dear to Harry.
"Ah," said Draco, "and?"
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01 Aug 2023