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He slept with Goro Akechi, in the least platonic interpretation of the word.
And they actually ended up discussing the ethics of underage drinking while they were at it.
Ren kind of wants to start laughing hysterically. How did this happen?
In which a one-night stand quickly turns into many others – and this, naturally, changes everything.
Well – almost everything.
Introducing Ren Amamiya in the role of a glorified hoe, co-star Goro Akechi with an obsession for coffee mugs, an assortment of Phantom Thieves in every way, shape and form, issues of family, the power of friendship, the occasional murder and, of course, plans for world domination.
A tale of love and growing into being loved.
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- Part 2 of of stolen hearts and broken minds
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Power had suggested “What about whoring yourself online?”, which at the time had sounded like a joke. Despite the absurdity of it all, Denji found himself creating a profile at a shady porn site that would supposedly allow him to broadcast a live feed for money, Power’s words having the absolute worst influence on him as usual.
It was worth a try, right? Otherwise he’d just have to give Makima’s thugs one of his testicles or something, he had two and wasn’t using them for anything worthwhile anyway. He chewed at the skin of his fingers by his nails as he thought, the facemask’s strings stretching as he fit his hand underneath it to do so. Until he heard the chime.
Octopus devil has joined the live!
In a universe in which devils don't exist, Denji finds himself borrowing money from the mafia for medical reasons. As a result, his job at the café doesn't cover it anymore and he decides to give live cams a shot despite his inexperience.
Yoshida works as a tattoo artist while trying to put his dark past behind. Kishibe bugs him about his life being stuck in a routine, his solution? a link to a questionable porn site, which he hands to Yoshida on a crumpled piece of paper.
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Nagini never wanted a mate - she often discussed that with her master before. So why did he come home with a giant male snake and told her to bother her new companion instead of him? After scenting the air she decided the younger snake would be a better match for her master than herself. She would get the hatchlings together and maybe her master would let her eat the rat that deliciously smells like fear as a reward. Her master never liked him anyways.
Or alternatively:
- Nagini playing matchmaker
- Harry is not having a good time
- Voldemort didn't know that snakes could be gay but you learn something new every day -
Separate, contact, concentrate (sickfic) by Marzieisaroace (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies)
26 Oct 2023
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Miles Morales hates being sick.
To Miles, being sick is like dying. Miles got bit by a radioactive spider a while back which caused his immune system to be resilient to most diseases piled alongside a healing factor Miles body can usually fight off any sickness or wound Miles gets in his sleep.
Whenever Miles gets sick it's bad his body develops what Miles likes to call a “purge form.
Anything Miles ingests he throws up. Miles drinks something? Thrown up. Miles eats something? Thrown up. Miles takes medication? Thrown up. It doesn’t matter if it is the cure to cancer if Miles ingest it it’s thrown up.So when he got stung by a scorpion anomaly that gave him the flu he thought he was going to die luckily his friends are there for him. Oh yea and hes hiding that hes trans from them..
aka
Miles Morales sick fic but he’s like rly sick and gets taken care of
Read the fic im not good at summary’s sorry :P
reformatted to hopefully be easier to read but idk honestlySeries
- Part 2 of Trans miles
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Stranger Who Wears My Face by Umbra195
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies)
04 Jul 2023
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He shoved that train of thought away before it drove him into further panic, tightening his grip on her shoulders to reassure himself as the confusion in her green eyes–
Green?
His mom’s eyes weren’t green.
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Miles realizes his situation a little earlier than in the movie. It changes a lot.
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- Part 2 of Spider-Man: Spider-Verse AUs