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100% of the shots you don't (know you) take by SpiritsFlame for Maur
Fandoms: Men's Hockey RPF
09 Jun 2019
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5 times Sid made himself at home at Geno's house, and 1 time he didn't have to.
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18 Feb 2026
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Which means that Sidney’s soulmate is hockey. Or maybe it’s goal-scoring, or pucks, or something equally ridiculous. The point is that he knows now it isn’t a person, and... well.
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17 Feb 2026
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I'll be Jane by gurlsrool
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
27 Jan 2026
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It’s not going viral because Jane’s true identity was exposed—or even because Ilya was blatantly sexting in public. That part’s as expected as Shane doing yoga or any human being on earth breathing.
No, the texts are going viral because no one can believe how bad this “Jane” is at sexting.
The women of the world are outraged. The men of the world are baffled. No one can understand why Ilya Rozanov, whose abs have their own fan club, is wasting his time on ‘a piece of cardboard that wished to be turned into a real girl’ (this particular joke has 300k likes and counting).
Or: After a social media trend mocks Shane's sexting skills, he tries to improve them. It goes about as poorly as you'd expect.
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Bookmarked by optimisticcrabcake
14 Feb 2026
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“Hi, are you Geno?
The man looks up from his book, brown eyes comically wide. He blinks at Sid and Sid sees the earbuds in the man’s ears for the first time.
“Sorry?” His accent is thick and Sid thinks it’s Russian. It’s weird Nealer didn’t mention that.
“Are you Geno? Nealer’s friend, um, James Neal, he sort of took it upon himself to play matchmaker?” He trails off, a niggling doubt in the back of his mind that he’s just made a fool of himself in this coffee shop and now can never come back here ever again.
“Oh! Geno, yes!”
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13 Feb 2026
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A morning in the Crosby (Malkin) household after the second Cup win.
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13 Feb 2026