omashedpotato
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"I've finished my base. It's done. I'm happy with it. Exterior and interior."
Etho sees Bdubs' eyebrows rise in surprise. His wide mouth opens as if to respond but Etho doesn't let him.
"And," he continues, "I'm throwing a party."
Under his mask, Etho is grinning as he watches Bdubs' brain trying to process. A completed base and a party host? Yeah, his friend's mind was probably melting.
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Etho, finally finished with furnishing his home, throws a housewarming party and all the Hermits are invited. But there's really only one guest that truly matters to him.
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such a lovely place (such a lovely face) by Anonymous
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Video Blogging RPF
20 Oct 2025
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She knows Ren is all hers (always and forever), but that doesn’t stop her from being greedy.
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A snippet set at a hotel in California.
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- Part 10 of definitely hell
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- English
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- 717
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18 Jan 2026
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Etho isn't gay. He's something much worse.
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Some things Etho likes about his friends, and some things he doesn't like about himself.- Language:
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- 1,500
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18 Oct 2025
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Jane tries to feel embarrassed – well, she does feel embarrassed, but she’s rather distracted by a thudding heartbeat and a heaving chest and a sudden, rollicking wave of need that pours through her body. Her brain seems to cease all thought, all language, all activity entirely. That thing that’d been burning before has caught. She is less girl than bonfire.
What the fuck is wrong with her?
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or - Jane finds that a certain phrase she's always hated isn't so bad in certain contexts. Like from Guildford Dudley. More specifically from Guildford Dudley in bed.
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27 May 2025
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Hosted by Toronto, this Summer Olympics is bound to be the greatest yet! Why? Because BdoubleO “Bdubs” One-Hundred is about to win gold. Him and Lulu, against the world! And specifically against a certain Canadian fencer…
Etho Slab has one last chance to prove he’s not washed up since his accident two years ago. Eye injury or not, he’s swinging for gold! It would be a lot easier to win if there wasn’t an annoying American equestrian always distracting him…
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Summer Olympics AU with Etho and Bdubs’ very real and valid rivalry despite their differing sports. Buckle up, ‘cause this one’s a rivals-to-lovers sports drama, and it’s one heck of a ride!
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- English
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- 31,233
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- 6/6
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02 Aug 2025
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“Being a ghost is stupid,” Jimmy says petulantly. “You just poked straight through my chest, which I would ordinarily be upset about. But I’ve been dead for four years, so I’m not mad at you about it. I mean, I’m mad, but not at you specifically.”
Or: Tango's ranch is haunted. It's not nearly as big of a problem as he expected it to be.
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06 Sep 2025