ohsnapitzalli
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- The 100 (TV) (1)
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Rhaenyra and Alicent haven't spoken in ten years until the sudden kidnapping of Alicent's son brings them back into each other's lives, forcing long lost questions to finally be answered.
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Rhaenyra is the heir to multi-billion dollar corporation - Targaryen Industries. Alicent is the daughter of the Targaryen Industries COO. They become fast friends at a young age and learn to navigate life together from high school to college to adulthood.
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Do You Have A Second To Talk About Our Lord & Savior? by ohsnapitzalli
Fandoms: The 100 (TV)
20 Mar 2016
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Clarke saves Lexa from a random idiot yelling at her about gays going to hell and they get to know each other.
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“Nah, you way over-tipped last night. This one’s on the house.”
Lena’s shoulders slump in mock exasperation. “Kara, don’t start with me.”
“I am absolutely starting with you.”
What a smug little shit, Lena thinks. But God is she cute. “You really don’t want to play this game.”
"Yeah? Maybe I do.”
It’s said so softly, so gently, and if this was one of Siobhan’s movies, they wouldn’t be talking about the money or drinks at all, they’d be talking about something clenching around Lena’s chest, something stifling, a loneliness that paralyzes her bones.
“Don’t blame me when you lose,” Lena says with a gentle upturn of her mouth, her voice low and crackling, leaving a fifty-dollar bill on the bartop before she turns away.
a celebrity/bartender au
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07 Feb 2026
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“So… How is this done?” She asks seriously, to which she replies, quite simply, “We get on the bed and we cuddle."
Lena Luthor is the last person to admit she's touch-starved, but after one hour of service from Kara Danvers, professional cuddler, she finds herself craving it.
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01 Feb 2026
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no one but you (got me feeling this way) by AgentJoanneMills
Fandoms: Supergirl (TV 2015), DC Cinematic Universe, DCU
25 May 2020
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It’s not like Kara deliberately sets out to make her life harder than it should be. It’s not her fault that she’s excitable, okay, and she forgets things sometimes and maybe those things should not be forgotten under any circumstances. Maybe those things include, well, housing forms, which as it turns out are super important to submit on time if she wants to not be homeless on her sophomore year of college.
Her sister’s going to give her so much crap about this.
Alternatively: in which Kara forgot to fill out the housing form and was left with no choice but to live in the most exclusive apartment on campus.
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27 Jan 2026
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“It’s a lot easier for me to keep my grip on you when I can actually feel your body.”
The phrase feel your body said in Kara’s voice rattles around in Lena’s head like a pinball machine, but she manages to shrug her sweater off and throw it somewhere behind them before she can second-guess herself. Kara is looking comfortable in a loose white t-shirt, and when she takes Lena by the waist and puts Lena’s hand on her shoulder the texture of it is light and soft.
“Let’s start from square one,” Kara says, so kindly that her next words take a few seconds to register in Lena’s brain. She tightens her grip on Lena’s waist, and says with full confidence:
“Dancing is a lot like sex.”
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Against her better judgement Lena agrees to compete on Dancing with the Stars for the PR boost. When her chemistry with her partner Kara gets misconstrued by the press, there’s obviously only one solution.
AKA, a Dancing with the Stars/Fake Dating AU.
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25 Jan 2026
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Kara isn’t dating. Lena isn’t dating. Kara and Lena try not dating each other. Even if the lines start to blur a little. Even if they do the most girlfriend things.
They won’t date.
They won’t.
Or: Everyone is convinced that they’re dating. Kara drunkenly makes out with her best friend one day. Lena doesn’t make a big deal out of it. So why should Kara?
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21 Jan 2026