Archive of Our Own ^beta

Recent bookmarks

1. Public Bookmark *

   Veneers by obfuscatress

   Fandoms: Kingsman (Movies)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   25 Oct 2019

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Harry Hart | Galahad/Gary "Eggsy" Unwin
   • Gary "Eggsy" Unwin
   • Harry Hart | Galahad
   • Merlin (Kingsman)
   • Roxy Morton | Lancelot
   • Sophie Montague-Herring
   • James | Lancelot (Kingsman)
   • Percival (Kingsman)
   • Charlie Hesketh
   • Chester King | Arthur
   • Other(s)
   • Poppy Adams
   • Angel (Kingsman)
   • Richmond Valentine
   • Gazelle (Kingsman)
   • Slow Burn
   • fake dating au
   • Fake/Pretend Relationship
   • Alternate Universe - Different First Meeting

   Summary

   Ad left 10h ago in section male - male
    

   HHeart:
   Looking for someone to accompany a middle-aged man to a social outing in the country NEXT weekend. I only wish to make my homophobic mother squirm non-stop for sixty hours and nothing more. Successful applicant will be rewarded handsomely. Cash bonus on offer if you are one or several of the following: young (must be eighteen or over - no practical joke is above the law), working class, someone with an extreme aversion to received pronunciation or in possession of a strong regional accent/dialect.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   92,600

   Chapters:

   9/9

   Comments:

   462

   Kudos:

   2,515

   Bookmarks:

   511

   Hits:

   39,572

   Bookmarked by ohnoshedidnt

   25 Sep 2017