ohnomysanity
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- Merlin (TV) (2)
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Uther begins to notice things about Arthur's manservant and comes to some startling realisations.
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- Part 2 of Merlin Oneshots and Short Stories
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Merlin and Gwaine are kidnapped by Morgana - this is nothing unusual for Merlin, although he doesn't normally have company. The truth serum, on the other hand, now that... that is new.
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- Part 1 of Merlin Oneshots and Short Stories
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Nathan tries to reconnect with his Dad after the death of his brother - shit happens.
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A series of completely unconnected short stories and one shots for the BBC Merlin.
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It’s not until after making the whole scene at the restaurant that Shawn concludes that he might have, possibly, just maybe, been more than barely poisoned.
He comes to that conclusion, as any great detective would, while he’s careening face-first towards the police station floor.
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22 Feb 2026
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Arthur turned around, stomach churning at the thought of living the rest of his life without Merlin by his side. Merlin was his constant, his steady presence forever a guiding light.
And now he was gone.
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19 Feb 2026
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"Your mother made me make my own pie with her yesterday." He said, sitting up to glare. "What is it with your family? Why do none of you respect nobles?" He said and Merlin dropped the plate of food he was carrying. "...I hate you." He sighed, staring at his food bouncing on the ground with a loud clatter. "I should hire your mother as my servant. She wouldn't drop my food." He added with a fierce nod.
"My mother is here?" He asked and Arthur paused.
"You haven’t seen her?"
"No. Fuck. It’s finally happening." He whispered. Arthur stared, absolutely baffled. "She’s come to kill me." He explained and dashed towards the door to peer outside.
"What?" Arthur snorted. "Merlin. Your mother can be very firm, but she’s not the killing type. She is too softhearted for such things." He said and Merlin slammed the door shut, leaning against the wood as if barricading it.
"If you're not careful you'll be next."
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Hunith occasionally visits Camelot. Arthur thinks she’s wonderful...Sometimes.
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18 Feb 2026
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In a world where Arthur and Merlin never went to Ealdor, Merlin is home visiting his mum. People soon are getting annoyed about all his talk about this Arthur chap, they don't believe for a second that Merlin of all people could be close to the king. Until the king pays a visit.
Written for prompt #87 at Merlin Muses Prompt Fest
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17 Feb 2026
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Gaius ushers them in. “I was just gathering my things to come check in on you. How are you feeling?”
“Uh, headache. Deeply wrong.” And then Merlin adds offhandedly, “Oh, and like I’ve switched bodies with the Crown Prince of Camelot.”
Or: Merlin and Arthur accidentally swap bodies. This would be a great opportunity for Merlin to relish in making Arthur muck out the stables, if the prat hadn't also gotten Merlin's magic in the exchange.
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17 Feb 2026