objetpetita
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AU. John's finally got his career as a writer off the ground, Harry's having a giant Christmas Eve wedding in America, and some arsehole named Holmes won't leave John alone.
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No Stranger to the Cold by objetpetita for booksandroses
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
11 Jun 2014
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John Watson has nothing left to lose, and he takes a position as personal physician for a bed-ridden young woman at a place called Thornfield Hall. Jane Eyre/Victorian novel AU.
**On hiatus for now, with apologies to faithful readers. I will get back to it as soon as possible and will adjust the rating as it changes.**
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Look At Us Both by objetpetita
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
30 Aug 2013
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Sherlock attempts to get over his infatuation with his new flatmate using the time-honored solutions of brooding, misdirection, and avoidance. And of course sex.
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- Part 5 of Intimacies
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Sex Doesn't Alarm Me by objetpetita
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
15 Jun 2013
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After an unlucky encounter with a couple of homophobes in an alley, John spends some time reconsidering things. Sherlock remains, as per usual, hyperaware of important things (like the amount of mud on a shoe or the quality of any given toiletry product), and half-insensible to irrelevant things (like feelings).
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- Part 4 of Intimacies
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What Do Real People Have, Then? by objetpetita
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
06 Jan 2013
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In which John is left on his own to investigate a murder, Sherlock is mistakenly locked in a lab at Bart’s, and “friendship” and “love story” are shown not to be mutually exclusive categories.
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- Part 3 of Intimacies
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"and I can't remember
the last time I felt holy,
the last time I offered
myself as sanctuary"-Aaron Smith, Boston
Or: The Big Damn Trent/Ted BDSM Series that started as a one-shot and became a 60K+ character study.
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15 Mar 2023
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Forty-seven years old was an embarrassing age to have a sexual awakening.
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- Part 1 of I offered myself as sanctuary
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14 Mar 2023
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Trent glared heavenward, spitting out his confession through gritted teeth. “I may like him. As a person.”
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13 Mar 2023
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Ted Lasso: Schrodinger's Witch.
Or, the one where AFC Richmond are leading the Premier League table, and Trent Crimm and the rest of the British press are slowly losing their minds as a result.
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11 Mar 2023
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the sand in your oyster by garden of succulents (staranise)
Fandom Check Please! (Webcomic)
17 Aug 2016
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Bookmarked by objetpetita
11 Aug 2022