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shin splints by objectlesson
Fandoms: カラオケ行こ！ | Karaoke Iko! | Let's Go Karaoke! (Manga), カラオケ行こ！ | Karaoke Iko! | Let's Go Karaoke! (Anime), ファミレス行こ。 | Famiresu Iko | Let's Go to the Family Restaurant (Manga)
17 Feb 2026
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After weeks of alternating between hazy, barely living disconnect and acute agony, he decides something has to give. He can't just wait for his feelings to change—that's as pointless as waiting for Kyouji's boss to die. He has to take action. He has to try and get over it. Move on.
So, he downloads a dating app.
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rabbit eyes by objectlesson
Fandoms: カラオケ行こ！ | Karaoke Iko! | Let's Go Karaoke! (Manga), カラオケ行こ！ | Karaoke Iko! | Let's Go Karaoke! (Anime)
10 Feb 2026
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This time he's sobbing because he is lying to his parents, and the guilt caught up to him. He is lying to his parents because of you. You have made the sobs happen. Making them happen has made you hard.
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"You know what would keep me awake right now?" John slurs, beside himself, half certain he's dead already or that this is some bad stupid dream where he can do whatever he wants. "Making out," he announces.
Rodney rolls his eyes. "Well sorry, I am fresh out of hot alien women for you to make out with, so you're going to have to stay awake without that incentive."
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You Can Lead a Horse To Water (But You Can't Stop a Man From Drinking Horse Water) by objectlesson
Fandoms: Stargate Atlantis
24 Jan 2026
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Newly engaged to Jennifer Keller, Rodney is spending a weekend getaway at a resort just outside Yosemite to "celebrate," despite feeling peculiarly uncelebratory. Incidentally and totally unrelated to aforementioned circumstances, John (and Ronon) are nearby. In the park. Just in case.
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guy who is touch starved but emotionally repressed goading you into punching him for completely normal reasons by objectlesson for spurious
Fandoms: Stargate Atlantis
15 Jan 2026
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"Excuse me?" Rodney snaps, narrowing his eyes. "If you think you can goad me into sparring like an idiot over hot coals, think again. I have a brain."
"We don't have to spar," John says, cocking his head. "You could just hit me."
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Tidings of Comfort and Joy by objectlesson
Fandoms: Stargate Atlantis, Stargate - All Media Types
26 Dec 2025
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Two days before gating back to Earth for the McKay-Miller Family Christmas with John in tow, Rodney has his deepest buried truth revealed to him courtesy of an off-planet Oracle. He tries to be normal about this. Naturally, he fails.
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delicate in every way but one by objectlesson
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling
07 Dec 2025
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In a church in Godric’s Hollow, Draco watches the Dark Lord kill Potter’s parents. He isn’t the one holding him as he falls.
He holds his son, instead
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You didn't forget, even after you tried so hard to forget.
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- Part 6 of Teeth
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Art for the series Teeth
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- Part 5 of Teeth
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Even if you bit, you couldn't pierce his skin. You couldn't make new holes in him.
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- Part 4 of Teeth
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incisors by objectlesson
Fandoms: Jurassic World Trilogy (Movies), Jurassic Park - All Media Types
11 Sep 2025
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This hole he made for you, just by losing something.
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- Part 2 of Teeth
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"There are things I can't tell you, really, because I don't have the words," he swallows, gaze flicking treacherously, unmistakably to Sirius's mouth. "But they're things that I want you to know."
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Once is wretched enough, you know this.
Or, Sirius helps Harry sleep, and then helps himself to a sleeping Harry.
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As if summoned, Sirius is right there in the hallway when Harry exits the loo, leaning nonchalantly against the wallpaper and looking effortlessly, agonizingly handsome. Harry’s stomach drops as their eyes meet with an electric snap.
“There you are,” he says, smiling slyly. “Wondered where you’d snuck off to. I’m afraid every room becomes quite dull without you in it.”
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You should stop, but you can't.
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- Part 3 of Teeth
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milk teeth by objectlesson
Fandoms: Jurassic World Trilogy (Movies), Jurassic Park - All Media Types
08 Aug 2025
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He's dead in all your dreams.
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- Part 1 of Teeth
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pleasure, little treasure by objectlesson
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
30 Jul 2025
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The man lifts his helmeted chin to say, “You are special to me, Obi-Wan. I am not here for any young apprentice to train. I am here, for You.”
It cuts through Obi-Wan like a blade of ice, like a finger of space shoving through an airlock.
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Vader goes back in time to kidnap Obi-Wan before he becomes a Padawan, takes him to his Fortress on Mustafar, and trains him as his own apprentice.
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Doc should ask him to leave. Kick him out, slide a wadded handful of cash into that deceitfully big, capable-looking hand (or maybe the pocket of his Levis, close to his scrubbed-clean skin), but instead he asks, “Want a beer? Bet I could find some F1 to watch,” because he wants to get hurt, maybe. Because he’s never gotten good at saying no before.
Or, Doc's an ex porn star making amateur gay4pay videos out of his home studio in the valley and drinking too much. He picks Lightning up thinking it's a one-off thing, but then he comes back. And then he comes back again.
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When sex with your boss is no different that putting a sick animal out of its misery.
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They are not really nightmares as much as they are uncomfortably intimate and sometimes wet (or not wet but sticky, technically) dreams that might as well be nightmares because it’s a nightmare to wake up wet (sticky) thinking about a real live actual boy who is not thirty and is not dating a beautiful Bulgarian but is human and lisping and covered in chocolate and batter and probably crying.
Or, Henry is Realizing some (catastrophic) Things he'd rather not Realize.