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Regulus Black is a vampire in the middle of an existential crisis about killing humans. James Potter is a human in the middle of an existential crisis about being alive. Maybe they can make a deal?
[Inspired by the film 'Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person]
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22 Feb 2026
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Orion Black has two sons, one twelve and one fourteen. Remus doesn’t know them better than their names and the fact that even the private school isn’t good enough for them, they go to boarding school during terms.
Regulus is younger, twelve years old, and sitting in a tailor-made suit next to his cousin Bella, on the far end from his brother Sirius.
Sirius is fourteen.
Sirius is looking right at the choir.
No, correction.
Sirius is looking right at Remus.
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09 Feb 2026
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Kill Your Darlings: To remove or refrain from using something in spite of one's affection for it
Years after Regulus loses his brother they're reunited, and as he struggles to figure out where he fits in Sirius's life he also struggles not to get lost in the impossible feelings he has for Sirius's best friend.
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03 Feb 2026
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Classics student Remus has everything figured out; his courses, his career path, his life — until a mysterious transfer student turns his whole world upside down. Remus despises Sirius Black from day one, quickly set out to beat his new academic rival in any way possible. Angry glares over text translations follow angrier words thrown at the other late at night.
All too soon, hate morphs into obsession. And everyone knows what obsession leads to.
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30 Jan 2026
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Evan Rosier has been in love with his best friend for years. He thinks that every time Barty Crouch Jr. flirts with him, it's just an act, making him roll his eyes and walk away. But maybe Evan is drunk, and thinks it's a good idea to stop running.
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27 Jan 2026