notprotag
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- Dream SMP (33)
- Minecraft (Video Game) (32)
- The Magnus Archives (Podcast) (2)
- Hermitcraft SMP (2)
- 30 Day SMP | Free Trial SMP (2)
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things to paint all your dreams haunted by pyreflyyforest (notprotag)
Fandoms: Paper Puppets Take 2 (Web Series)
06 Oct 2024
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Journal moved to finish the job. As his hand reached for the crowbar, he noticed a flash of blue on the underside and stopped.
No. Not again. Not now.
While destroying the portal in the cave, Journal is.. interrupted. Written for Day 4 of Whumptober 2024.
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They resolved not to think about how Subspace had torn out their eye with nothing but her claws, wielding them like a scalpel.
Medkit reflects on the incident.
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i cant help u with memory problems i have memory problems by notprotag
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
09 Feb 2023
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karl jacobs: WELL I’M BLEEDING AND I CANT REMEMBER ANYTHING
ranboo: WHAT
karl jacobs: I JUST PICKED A RANDOM CONTACT AND HOPED FOR THE BEST
ranboo: not urranboo: hold
ranboo: FIANCES???
ranboo: you have fiances right
karl jacobs: IM ENGAGED??????????OR
the karl jacobs-centric tag needs more works so i decided i'd do it myself ft. the other memory boy
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- Part 1 of memory boys
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no happy endings in sight for us by pyreflyyforest (notprotag) for adrilia
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
25 Dec 2022
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“You all need to listen to this tape.” He declared, setting it on a desk in front of them. Sasha noticed the tape’s label was scratched out in pen. “It’s, a— an interesting statement, that I don’t remember recording.”
Tim laughed, teasing, “Oh, this is over a statement? Have you finally reached your spooky limit?”
“It’s hardly—“ They defensively sputtered, “You’ll understand when you listen!”
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Jon, newly promoted Head Archivist, finds a statement regarding himself. He shares it with the rest of the Archival Team.
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- Part 1 of tapes from the future
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MARTIN
..You were shot in the head.
MIKE
Okay, and?
MARTIN
(incredulous sputtering)
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Digging up an apparently-not-dead Vast avatar is a good form of bonding. Being dug up is also a good form of bonding.
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in which ranboo, karl & ghostbur accidentally become friends and it becomes increasingly obvious i started this fic last summer
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tapes from the future by pyreflyyforest (notprotag)
Fandom The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
25 Dec 2022
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sweet dreams are made with poison by notprotag
Fandom Dream SMP, Dream SMP | Minecraft, Minecraft (Video Game)
17 Jul 2021
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oh yeah dream smp roleswap! and also basically a personality swap lol sorry
ranboo <-> dream
tubbo <-> techno
tommy <-> wilbur
phil <-> sam
karl <-> eret
fundy <-> quackity- Words:
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you can always come home by adrilia, notprotag
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Dream SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, Skyblock Randomizer - Fandom
05 Aug 2022
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Can a family that's been broken apart for so long really come back together after all this time?
or: There was always another member of the SBI, even if Grian didn’t always want to be part of it.
title from Toby Fox’s song of the same name
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of the sky gods and their playthings by notprotag
Fandom 30 Day SMP - Fandom, 30 Days SMP - Fandom, Dream SMP, Kinda..? - Fandom, Minecraft (Video Game), Minecraft - Fandom
28 Jun 2021
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or as i call it, my bs past lives au
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Steven wakes up five years in the past with the unique opportunity to do things better with the advantage of hindsight. All he has to do is get his powers back in working order and solve fascism by himself while no one else remembers anything he does. Or, mostly no one. As people start putting together the pieces, Steven is left to wonder what really happened to cause it all.
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Bookmarked by pyreflyyforest (notprotag)
18 Feb 2026
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Tenna considers himself to be a seasoned family entertainer, a jack of all trades in the high-flying business of distraction. He knows what makes children laugh and mothers smile.
His new home has no children or parents. It’s barely a home at all, only a tiny room with an audience of one who is neither mother, father, nor child.
Bookmarked by pyreflyyforest (notprotag)
09 Feb 2026
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Shadows Over the Valley by eldest_daughter_syndrome
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), Stardew Valley (Video Game)
14 Feb 2026
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“I haven't been here very long either, actually," Martin admitted. "I inherited the farm from my grandad when he died a few years back, but I only moved here at the beginning of the spring. I had a job, and my mum… well, it was a bit far to move, you know? You should have seen the place when I came up– it was a bit of a wreck, honestly, a real sad sight– but I'd like to think I've got it cleaned up at least a bit now. But there were some outbuildings already on the property when I moved in. You know, a chicken coop, a well, that kind of thing. I thought I might as well try to rent out the old farmhand cabins, see if anyone would be interested in moving in. Not like I'd be using all that space by myself, you know?"
Jon nodded. Did Martin always talk this much? "Well, I do appreciate it. I'll try not to be too much of a bother."AKA, Martin inherited Blackwood Farm and decided to rent out the farmhand cabins. Jon, who has just graduated from University in Zuzu City and gotten a job at the Stardew Valley Museum and Library, moves in. Things go fairly smoothly for a few weeks until Gunther vanishes, along with the entire museum collection.
Bookmarked by pyreflyyforest (notprotag)
03 Feb 2026
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the straw that breaks the camels back has been long placed, by fencep0st
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
02 Feb 2026
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He had been in the Room for one-hundred and ninety-eight years.
or, Jonathan Magnus is used to being alone. At least until Sasha James opens a very specific door in a very specific hallway.
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Bookmarked by pyreflyyforest (notprotag)
03 Feb 2026
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“It’s not exactly a secure profession.” That was Jon, his body tense, in the way that Martin had learned to read as unhappy. “Half of all travelling players break up within a year of formation.”
“So, we’ll be in the other half.” The woman - Sasha - shot him a smile, apparently unbothered by his manner.
“The instances of violence, disease and robbery …” Jon began, with the familiar air of someone who was afflicted with knowledge and was going to make damn sure you were too; but Tim cut him off.
“Do I detect a hint of concern about me?” He gave Jon a grin which was nine parts amused, to one part genuinely touched.
Jon stared rigidly at his parchment.
“I’m simply trying to ensure that you make an informed decision.”
Bookmarked by pyreflyyforest (notprotag)
07 Jan 2026