19 Bookmarks by normalofficeguy
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Fritz's pulse throbbed through his head, through his ears, like the squelching innards of a pit of magma going from simmer to boil, groaning and crackling with wet, hot rage.
His little baby duckling was across the pond from him, cornered by a predator.
.The Conaghers liked to play with their food. Got greedy. Fritz carries Jeremy out of the intel room, stepping over their remains.
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- Part 2 of Emesis Blue Quick-Fix-It Fics
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18 Feb 2026
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“You embarrassed me in front of the FBI, and the Marshals,” Haskley said, taking a step forward. Neal tried not to grimace—he knew Haskley wouldn’t take the escape well, especially not with Neal using his wife’s credit card, but the guy was a dick and he made it far too easy.
There are consequences to Neal’s escape attempt. Even after he’s released into Peter’s custody, he can’t quite let go of them.BTHB: black eye
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- Part 17 of bad things happen bingo
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31 Dec 2025
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Toto, I Have a Feeling We're Not In Kansas Anymore by matimae
Fandoms: The Mandalorian (TV)
20 Oct 2020
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Din and the child are lost. A band of pillagers is the last thing they need.
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27 Nov 2025
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(ARTWORK) Pete got caught out by some particularly nasty humans, now they're playing games with him; and he's not the one having fun.
Work created for Day 28 of Whumplovers' WhumpMonth.
Animal trap / Strung up by the hands / Hunted for SportBookmarked by normalofficeguy
22 Nov 2025
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Soap greets Ghost with a bottle of bourbon for the stoic Lieutenant's birthday. Little does he know, the conversation held will end with him entangled in the man's bed, safe and warm.
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13 Nov 2025
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Deer Friend by ThedemonCat
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
29 Sep 2025
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After being captured by Nilfgaard and subjected to torture for a week in an attempt to extract information about Geralt and Ciri, Jaskier is unexpectedly taken to a forested area.
He is then told to run, and without hesitation, he complies. However, this is all part of a plan, as Jaskier is transformed into a deer, a creature that appears innocent.
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08 Nov 2025
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This one-shot started with a simple question: why did Eliot’s glasses disappear after Season 2?
Eliot’s been hurt before—he knows the drill. It’s just a concussion. Manageable. Nothing the team needs to worry about.
But this time, healing isn’t straightforward. The symptoms didn't fade, the side effects aren’t what anyone expected, and despite his best efforts, the team won’t leave him to handle it alone.
He doesn’t ask for help. He never has.
But recovery and the team has other plansSeries
- Part 1 of Protocols of Care
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07 Nov 2025
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A bunch of witcher-hating men decide to take out their anger on Jaskier and leave a permanent mark.
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27 Oct 2025
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Jaskier gets turned into a kitten after accidentally upsetting a god. Geralt is going to have a hell of a time keeping him safe now.
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14 Oct 2025
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Nightly terrors by xyChaoticFox
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
18 Jan 2020
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Geralt comforts a scared Ciri.
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12 Oct 2025
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03 Oct 2025
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Leon's decided he doesn't enjoy being a test subject very much.
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Leon's words are still shaky, slurred together by his clumsy tongue, but he thinks he can keep them clear if he speaks slowly. "So, human experimentation, huh? How do you apply for something like that? Is there some sort of ethics-free graduate program I don't know about?"
"Subject appears agitated," the woman remarks dryly, tilting her head towards the tiny microphone Leon can see clipped to her collar. A recording? "Please just relax, Mr. Kennedy, you're in good hands here."
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29 May 2025
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Matt follows Frank when he tells him not to, they both end up in a jam and Matt has no sense of self preservation.
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06 May 2025
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"I'd Rather Not" by evilwriter37
Fandoms: How to Train Your Dragon (Movies), DreamWorks Dragons (Cartoon)
27 May 2022
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Hiccup tries to annoy his kidnappers in the hopes of being set free. It backfires when he is thrown out of the moving van.
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- Part 28 of The Merry Whump of May 2022
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25 Apr 2025
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On patrol, Arthur and his men are attacked by some unscrupulous bandits
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- Part 22 of Febuwhump 2025
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04 Mar 2025
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They row back to the ship in silence.
Well. Not total silence. Stede (Stede!) is babbling away, pointing out patterns in the clouds, randomly reciting poetry, etc. Ed wants to respond- he should, really, since that would be the best way to keep Stede conscious- but he can still taste blood in his teeth, can still feel bone cracking under his fingers, can still feel the rage in his blood and heart and-
He can’t. He wants to, but he can’t.
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14 Jan 2025
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An offering to the Kraken goes awry.
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Multi-page comic set post S1.Bookmarked by normalofficeguy
12 Jan 2025
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Catch Me When I Fall by whumpwriterforlife for WhoStarLocked
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
11 Oct 2024
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He had been so stupid.
He had been so unbelievably stupid and blind and now John was going to kill him.
A sound not unlike a sob tore out of his throat as he fumbled for his phone. He nearly dropped it once before his grip was secure enough, and at that point he wasn't even thinking anymore but scrolled through his contacts to call the one person who he hoped wouldn't be mad at him.
The call connected on the third ring, far faster than Simon anticipated and suddenly his stomach clenched with anxiety. Maybe it had been a mistake to make the call.
“Simon? Why are you calling me so late, is everything alright?”
“I–I fucked up, Nik! Can you please come pick me up? I'm not at– at home and dad doesn't know I'm out and something's really wrong!”
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It was supposed to be innocent fun, a night out with friends - at least that's what they had told Simon. They had lied.
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13 Oct 2024
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Mother Miranda has a baby! A special baby! A sibling for the lonely, ugly, Mareou!
He is entrusted with the child’s arm and it is the tiniest thing that he has ever seen! Small like a tadpole and twitching like a frog caught in the jaws of a catfish. The jar shakes and shakes and only settles once he holds it in his slimy and bony grasp. In his true form, he cradles the jar in the folds of his body, showing Mother’s special child the underwater belly of the Village that so few people get to see. And the child, in its dismembered glory, does not flinch or cry at the sight of him! It does not turn away in disgust at the stench of him like Alcina and the others always do!
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Mareou's time with Rosemary's flask and how Heisenberg comes to ruin it.
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13 Oct 2024