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  1. Public Bookmark 34

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    A re-imagining of Deathly Hallows from the POV of Harry Potter's stupid friend. (His words, not mine).

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    17 Feb 2026

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    One would think traveling 52 years into the past would allow Harry some much desired anonymity, but unfortunately the malfunctioning Triwizard Cup spat Harry out on the quidditch pitch in the middle of a game. There's no lying about his provenance while a shiny plaque on the base of the Cup announces to everyone he is 'Harry Potter, Hogwarts Champion, 1994.'

    Swept up by the ministry and sworn to secrecy by the Unspeakables, Harry is left to navigate the past on his own. Good thing his great-grandparents are willing to take him in - even if they're a little more into blood purity than Harry had expected - and Hogwarts is willing to welcome him back - even if he's a novelty to everyone as the time traveling Champion.

    At least Harry will have the familiarity of Gryffindor Tower to ease his homesickness. Or he would, if the sorting hat hadn't put him in Slytherin, where he's forced to share a dorm with none other than Tom Riddle.

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    In which Harry is determined to prevent Voldemort's rise, even if he has to stalk, bribe, threaten, and marry Tom Riddle to do it.

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    17 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 61

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    Afterwards, Sirius wasn't quite sure what had happened. Somewhere in his attempt to keep Moony away from the kids and the castle, a feat even for a dog at the height of its strength, he must have scratched Moony across the face. It was one of many injuries they both suffered that night and hardly the worst scar Remus would retain, so it didn't occur to Sirius to worry.

    By the time Madam Pomfrey thought to check his eyes for damage, the wound had become infected. She did what she could, but when Remus woke up and opened his eyes for the first time a few days after the full moon, all he could see was a source of light to his left and a whole lot of nothing.

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    17 Feb 2026

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    Percy Jackson knew that he wasn't always the most aware of his surroundings but he's almost positive that he didn't originally fall asleep on this beach. Nor does he recognize the pretty boy standing over him wrapped in his finest bedsheet. Once the boy introduces himself, it doesn't take a genius to figure out that this Telemachus, prince of Ithaca was THE Telemachus, prince of Ithaca.

    Surrounded by blood hungry suitors and stripped of the comfort of his pants, Percy isn't sure how he's going to avoid offending the gods here. He didn't have the greatest track record of that back home. Telemachus seemed happy to have a friend in the palace and the queen looked at him with knowing eyes. What she knew, Percy wasn't sure but she definetly knew something. With Athena at Telemachus' side and Apollo following Percy around, this new land was shaping up to be very different than his own.

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    12 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 31

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    Raising a child is not easy. Raising a child as a ghost is even harder. Raising a demigod child as a ghost is practically impossible. Alas, that is the fate Perseus and Odysseus find themselves trapped in.

    But, when ignoring the stress, worry and desperate attempts to convince a child not to eat leaves, it’s not all that bad all the time.

    Or, an extension of Keep Your Heart because I miss that fic.

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    11 Feb 2026