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    The Secret Language of Bum-Smacks by

    Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)  

    28 May 2023

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    "Just realised the gaffer don't pat me bum, like, ever. Pep did it all the time."

    Roy shrugs. "Americans. They think it's fucking sexual harassment or some shit."

    Jamie makes a face like what the fuck. "It's nice, though," he says. "Like a little 'good lad' without having to speak, y'know? I like it." He takes a swig of water and bounces on the balls of his feet, awaiting further instructions.

    "Then I'll stop fucking doing it," Roy grumps, but they both know he doesn't mean it.

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    Contraband by

    Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types  

    30 Jul 2024

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    "Had Ed hit his head on something recently? Was he dreaming? Never in his wildest imaginings—and believe him, he’d tried—had Mustang come right up to him and offhandedly suggest they have sex, blasé as you please, as if asking if he wanted to get a cup of coffee down at the commissary between requisition forms.

    If, by some miracle, this was real and Roy Mustang was actually propositioning him, turning him down would be reasonable—possibly expected—and the smart thing to do.

    Ed was a stupid, stupid man."

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    Friends with benefits would be all fine and dandy for Ed if he didn't have any real feelings for the bastard.

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    06 Feb 2026

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    There is Another Sky by

    Fandoms: Torchwood, Doctor Who (2005), Doctor Who & Related Fandoms  

    10 Nov 2015

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    Ianto has some secrets, and some talents, and he is more than meets the eye. He was a Junior Researcher at Torchwood One, but that's not the whole story. This is.

    NOTE: THE 11TH CHAPTER IS THE OUTLINE FOR THE REST OF THE STORY WHICH WON'T EVER BE WRITTEN

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    17 Nov 2025

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    fire on fire by

    Fandoms: Lucifer (TV)  

    26 May 2022

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    At first, Chloe thinks the worst part of the breakup is the effect it has on Trixie. Then she thinks it’s the lonely ache that curls through her chest every time she climbs into a cold, empty bed…

    And then she meets her husband’s divorce attorney, a wolf wrapped up in a three piece suit.

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    11 Oct 2025

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    dot your i's and knot your kings, or the early-morning downsides to being shieldbrothers with benefits by

    Fandoms: The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)  

    23 Aug 2025

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    Birds weren't even calling yet—crickets sang instead—so when Thorin let out a startled snort at being jerked awake by a nose at his crotch, he let out a very reasonable, "Fucking hell, Dwalin."

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    08 Oct 2025