nevermindirah
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(let me be) a seal upon your heart like the seal upon your arm by nevermindirah
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movies 2020 2025), Marvel Cinematic Universe
26 Oct 2025
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I'm grieving TOG2 and so is Nile. and then: magic.
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...did anyone else notice how they were wearing skinny jeans on an op by nevermindirah
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
21 Aug 2025
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Nile Week 2025 day 3: skills
Nile is smart! Too smart not to notice the sudden high volume of very weird shit all around her.
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Gift-giving is yet another of her many talents. God does he love her.
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"It's such a bad idea, but I can't get it out of my head."
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"I think it's about time you fuck me. What do you say, boss?"
A sequel in Nile's POV to This Is The Why (I want to be your Dom).
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occasional secret meetings of the We're Not Even Five Hundred Years Old Yet Club by nevermindirah
Fandom The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
28 Apr 2021
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A series of loosely connected one-shots where Booker provides Nile with emotional support because I live for this shit and fandom doesn't produce enough of it.
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Bookmarked by nevermindirah
26 Feb 2026
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Barstool Sports Canada reports that Montreal Metros captain Shane Hollander has started learning Russian from new teammate and Russian rookie Sergei Dovonchezky.
Ilya has some thoughts. None of them are particularly kind.
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- Part 6 of my heated rivalry anon fics
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Bookmarked by nevermindirah
24 Feb 2026
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“Oh my god,” the intruder says, voice coming faster and higher-pitched. “Shane, what the fuck? Oh my god.”
“Eeleeyah, come to my cottage,” Ilya mocks, voice muffled by Shane’s skin. “Don’t go to Russia. Come to my house instead. Is so private. No one will know…we will be completely alone. Together.”
“Oh my god, is that Ilya Rozanov?” the intruder yelps like he's about to start hyperventilating. “Why is Ilya Rozanov half-naked in our kitchen, Shane?”
“Okay, I know how this looks,” Shane tells Ilya, “But I mean, technically, we are still alone. Together.”
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At the cottage, Shane and Ilya meet eighteen year old Shane Hollander. This is really only a surprise for one of them. Everyone handles it as well as can be expected.
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- Part 3 of my heated rivalry anon fics
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Bookmarked by nevermindirah
23 Feb 2026
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get him back! by flairlies
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
19 Feb 2026
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Stuck in an alt-world where he and Shane never hooked up as teenagers, Ilya is determined to get Shane back. To do that, Ilya has to figure out a way to get Shane to see him as anyone other than the Russian asshole who has spent a decade pissing him off. It can't be that hard to make your husband fall in love with you... right?
Basically: Shane Hollander makes a wish with good intentions. Ilya Rozanov wakes up confused, single, closeted, and miserable in Boston.
+Bonus Chapter where AltWorld!Ilya wakes up confused, married, out, and carefree in Ottawa
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Bookmarked by nevermindirah
23 Feb 2026
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“Come on,” Comeau says. “Are we all just supposed to pretend it's normal that you’re still playing house with Ilya Rozanov?”
“Gil—” J.J. says, but Shane doesn’t want him to finish that sentence, to pull Comeau gently off the ledge he’s steering himself toward. Shane wants to push him, kicking and screaming, to make them say it to his fucking face. That after all this time, they still hate him for the heinous crime of falling in love.
“We’ve been married for two years,” Shane says. “I’m not sure that qualifies as playing house. I mean, it’s longer than you were with your first wife, isn’t it?”
Or: Shane reunites with his former teammates at J.J.'s bachelor party. He's finally ready to say (and maybe punch) his piece.
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Bookmarked by nevermindirah
21 Feb 2026