neveralarch
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- The Transformers (IDW Generation One) (48)
- Doctor Who (1963) (40)
- Transformers Generation One (21)
- Naruto (Anime & Manga) (19)
- Doctor Who (16)
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Dark hair swung around the man's chiseled cheekbones as he turned to face Gai. His fists landed on his hips. "Hello, handsome," said the man who could not be Maito Gai, and deployed an absolutely perfect grin.
Gai wants to talk to Kakashi after a particularly difficult mission where Gai lost control of his anger, his strength, and himself. But Kakashi seems to be busy with something—someone—else.
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Frozen Pipes and An Unassuming Smile by neveralarch for Dorinda
Fandoms: Nero Wolfe - Rex Stout
15 Dec 2025
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His Christmas plans ruined by an iced-over interstate, Archie comes home unexpectedly to find someone else in his chair. Now he has to figure out why Saul Panzer's in the brownstone and why Wolfe is being so damnably cagey about it before—Well, actually, he doesn't have to figure it out at all. But he's bored and he's curious, so...
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Gai had thought this would be easy. Fortunately for both him and Kakashi, it's not.
(A Gai-pov coda to It's Like You're Giving Me Diet Coke, featuring nipple clamps, sexually ambitious Gai, and horny but slightly stressed about it sadist Kakashi.)
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- Part 3 of Soda Fountain
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Obito comes across an unexpected face from his past while carrying out his bloody work in the Uchiha district. The consequences for Kakashi run deep.
"You don't belong here, Hatake. You're not an Uchiha."
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A collection of follow-up fics to Rookie of the Year.
Chapter 1: Trey gets settled into the Scouts locker room and also deals with some jealousy issues.
Chapter 2: Trey catches up with some of the other rookies at the All-Star weekend.
Chapter 3: Trey and his girlfriend Lindsey figure out where they go from here with the aid of a strap.
Chapter 4: After five seasons on the Scouts, Trey helps a new guy through his own rookie night.Series
- Part 2 of Bar Down
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Add demi Gai + kinky ace Kakashi, seal & shake. Get the Full Dick Experience.
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Trey Schmid makes his mark in the NHL, and the NHL marks him up in turn. Basically a Bildungsroman about losing your dick and finding love for other people's dicks and also the hot older hockey player you idolized as a kid.
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Jealousy and coincidence get Kakashi and Gai off to a much earlier start than they might have otherwise, and at age eighteen the result of putting a match so much raw kindling is nearly explosive.
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Maintain Position by DesdemonaKaylose, neveralarch
Fandom The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers: Shattered Glass
29 Nov 2021
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SG Pharma having a bad time. Now with bonus Jazz having a bad time in a completely different way!
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Banners from the Turrets by DesdemonaKaylose, neveralarch, towards_morning
Fandom The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers - All Media Types
11 Jun 2024
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A collection of AUs predicated on the thought that Megatron remembered Rung after all those years, after that brief of an encounter, because, well... that day in Maccadam's, Megatron might have fallen a little bit head over heels.
This is a massive collection with many moving parts! If you only want to read the core plot of the timeline, no detours, no frills:
“The Snap of the Spring” (sets up the rest of the timeline)
“Overlooking the Lake”
“To Be Securely Held”
“Castle in the Sand”
“A Serious Affection”
“Apotheosis”
“Operating Instructions”- Words:
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gasoline, pretty please (i wanna get off but you're such a tease) by notcaycepollard
Fandoms: The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV), Captain America (Movies)
05 May 2021
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When Bucky's libido shows back up, it's basically proof that his life is cursed.
Like, obviously, hooray that his dick works again, it's been a long fuckin’ road (and a long road of no fucking, his brain helpfully adds) but—Jesus, fuck, Hydra really are just dedicated to making his life a misery in every possible way, even years down the track, because it turns out there's some operant conditioning Bucky did not know about until now.
Specifically: he can't fuckin’ come unless someone's giving him the order.
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Bookmarked by neveralarch
06 Feb 2026
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On the fourth day, it becomes clear that Joe is organizing something—more muscle than usual, a few more Black Mask affiliates than there should be. The few glimpses of Joe that Dick gets, he’s on his phone, speaking rapidly and gesturing emphatically.
On the fifth day, everything is quiet. No one comes, no one goes.
On the sixth day, Tim calls Dick: they’re not sure where Jason is. And yeah, maybe that’s just normal, and they’re not panicking yet. But they’re not sure where he is. And they’re about to start looking.
And on the seventh day, Bruce shows up at his door with Jason standing next to him, pale and hacking out a cough, putting too much weight on Bruce’s shoulder, and says: “I need to ask you a favor.”
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Dick is supposed to be on a boring stakeout assignment. Jason complicates that.
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“I’LL TAKE CARE OF YOU.” “IT’S ROTTEN WORK.” “NOT TO ME. NOT IF IT’S YOU.”
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17 Oct 2025
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in the dark valley, that as-yet undiscovered land by thescrewtapedemos for solarperigee
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
24 Jun 2024
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"Hey, Red."
Tim flinches with his whole body.
Red Hood watches him from the landing above, he discovers upon tilting his head up. The thought wanders through his swimming head that it isn't fair how quietly the man moves. Jason must outweigh Tim by an infuriating margin, and he hadn't heard the rusted metal groan even once.
"Hood," he says. It slurs past his fangs and a tingling mouthful of venom. The scent of human is filtering down to him in the wake of old cigarettes. Warm, mouth-watering, an edge of musk that tightens his gut.
"This is, no shit, the sixth time I've caught you out here," says Red Hood.
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21 Sep 2025
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A word, a look, will be enough by feyburner
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
06 Jun 2024
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[Unknown] »
Hey. This is Jason.
I have a favor to ask. You can say no.« tim
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1. i’m aware of how favors work
2. what is it?« tim
?« tim
hey are you like. good- Language:
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26 Aug 2025
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Stalker in the Criminal Sense by insertsomethingwitty, L_E_D
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
14 Feb 2025
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Tim's stared at the abyss for years now. It deserves its turn.
(Tim Drakes stalks Jason Todd. Then the Red Hood starts taking out Tim's enemies.
Those things are unrelated.)
Bookmarked by neveralarch
23 Aug 2025