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After a long day of work out in the field with Harry, Jean can't sleep. So he tries to find a solution to that.
I really just wanted an excuse to write Jean jerking it to thoughts of Harry. Also inspired by a post on Tumblr that reads:
Writing your fave having sex with their love interest is OUT writing your fave shamefully jerking off and coming pathetically fast at just the idea of fucking their love interest is IN.
So yeah.
Also, Happy New Year! I wanted to post this before the year is over and I squeezed it in.
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Jean has to drag Harry's drunken ass out of a bar and bring him home. Unfortunately on the way home, Harry has to piss. Badly. Even more unfortunately for Jean, he has to help Harry out with that.
...that's pretty much the gist of it, haha.
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Harry's repeating nightmares of that dream usually leaves him tired and unrested in the mornings. He's tried many things to no avail, but there is something that he hadn't tried yet: sleeping in Jean's bed. With Jean in it.
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Harry has an evening to himself and ends up spending it drinking and releasing some tension. But why is it that his thoughts always drift to his partner Jean?
Or basically--
Harry jerks off to fantasies about Jean. He then has some feelings about it once he's done. That's it, that's the fic.
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Every year on the anniversary of Sam's death, Nate has a tradition. But he's still not over it. And he probably won't ever be.
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Welcome back to Jamrock, Detective! Precinct 41 has so many ass-beating cases for you, you won't ever solve them all. And we are not even talking about people who also want to beat your ass in a sense that is much more literal.
What are you saying? Le Retour? No idea what it means! We'd much prefer you solve that thing with the Square Bullets Killer. See, he is kinda back again, and you are probably the only person in Revachol who can catch the bastard. Maybe brain damage will even help you with it - you never know with this breed of sickos...
And, if you have time, also, please, please, try to fix your reputation, since you are on the "Path of Redemption" or whatever you call it. Yes, of course, it may be harder than catching the mysterious sequence killer or stopping the End of the World, but hey! It's a nice goal. Let's set it as a goal.
What? No, no End of the World things, of course, you've just misheard it. All is well in Revachol!
Good luck, Detective!
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10 Feb 2026
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“Are you two the last ones out?” He asks.
“Should be,” Kim answers in his stead. Jean gives him a curt nod of gratitude.
“Great, you two can go on ahead then, we'll be right behind you. Just wanna make sure nothing important gets left behind.” There was always the chance someone left sensitive documents, or a whole gallon of fuel, maybe even a spare generator behind—and those are the kind of losses that add up.
Before he can move past them, Harry grabs his shoulder, a faraway look in his eye. “Don't stick around too long,” he says, eyes still clouded.
Jean tries to search Harry's face for an explanation, but his features aren't very forthcoming. “Harry what–”
As if snapping back to reality, Harry squeezes his shoulder even tighter. His face, now tight and drawn, expresses only concern, “I've got a bad feeling.” He says, like it's an explanation.
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When Harry, Jean, and Kim get caught up in an attack by the Moralintern, difficult decisions are made—and the consequences are devastating for all.
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- Part 13 of jean vicquemare; an anthology
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21 Jan 2026
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After leaving Martinaise, Harry Du Bois is left with the daunting task of rebuilding his life. This includes adopting a kid, repairing his relationship with his partner, and recovering from years of substance abuse and alcoholism. Should be easy, right?
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25 Sep 2025
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Three hundred years ago – with the birth of this isola – a countdown began. Slowly ticking. An hourglass with sand borrowed from a future that will never exist. Like a tear through time, a hole to compensate for all that is not supposed to be here yet.
The problem does not lie within the silence of the church. It lies within us.
Human consciousness.
Maybe the presence of a simple priest is what’s holding the world together. The low whisper of continuous prayer like bolts in the substance of humanity.
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Jean Vicquemare is a dolorian priest in Martinaise, battling with unwanted desires while simultaneously dealing with the porch collapse at his literal doorstep. Harry bumps right into Jean's carefully balanced temperance with the grace of a drunk bumblebee.
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15 Sep 2025
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He damn well knows that Harry and Kim are about to go do something extraordinarily inappropriate in the precinct bathroom. He keeps his head low like he isn't watching, and he watches, and burns inside.
Jean intends to interrupt Kim and Harry, and instead finds himself participating.
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