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You know, when Andre Kriegman shoots a bullet through his chin, he’s really expecting darkness. Darkness, maybe a Heaven of some sorts, maybe even a Hell. What he isn’t expecting is to be back in his bed early on in the morning of May 1st, 2001, decidedly not dead.
OR: Andre Kriegman gets truly and utterly fucked over by the Universe, all in the name of love. That love, coincidentally, comes in the form of a certain Cal Gabriel.
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I’m Gonna Get On My Knees, Would You Kick Me In The Face, Please? by neilpissyrega
Fandoms: The Batman (Movie 2022), Batman - All Media Types
13 Mar 2025
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Very loosely based on canon. Heavily inspired by the novel “Before the Batman” and the comic “Riddler: Year One.”
Who is the Batman? Edward Nashton works a dead end accounting job, leading a double life as the streamer known as “The Riddler.” However, when he’s mugged, and the one and only Batman saves him, he becomes borderline obsessed with the masked vigilante. But it’s hard for Edward to concentrate with his annoying billionaire boss, Bruce Wayne, constantly attempting to be friends with him.
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What if Eli and Klitz had filmed the Sex Education video a few days prior to prom night? And what if Eli has a female date to take to prom but he’d much rather be somewhere else with his best friend Klitz?
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Eli Brooks wasn’t born a boy. However, his best friends, Klitz and Matthew, don’t know this. After a certain incident, Eli has to deal with the truth… and let his friends deal with it, too.
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"There's only one bed" Prompt BUT reversed. For the first time in a long time there are two beds in John and Paul's room and they don't have to share anymore.
They are not as happy as they thought they would be.
Based on this Beatles Kink Meme prompt:
https://www.tumblr.com/beatleskinkmeme/759066052272488448/theres-only-one-bed-prompt-but-reversed-for
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Edward Nashton is a small-time streamer with a deep loathing for Bruce Wayne, a famous influencer. When Bruce crawls through his window, though, Edward realizes just how much social media distorts the truth.
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- Part 4 of Riddle Me This, Batman
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12 Oct 2024
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Bruce gets all pretty for Edward who promptly doms him
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12 Oct 2024
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To die by your side would be a heavenly way to die by RiddleMeTheseBatz
Fandoms: The Batman (Movie 2022)
15 Oct 2024
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“In case you lived outside the USA, or you spent the last 70 years ducking your head in the sand instead of paying attention to the world around you, Bruce Wayne is the American nepotism baby, heir of a fortune of billions only surpassed by Jeffrey Bezos and Elon Musk. And while the latter assholes at least did something- unethical and immoral- to achieve their dirty riches, all that our Brucie had to do was becoming an orphan, the richest fucking orphan on the planet.”
Don't you love when a character goes "Ah, yes, my archnemesis" and the other goes "Ah, yes, my boyfriend"?
Only this time it's the other way around.
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23 Dec 2022
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Edward Nashton Gets the Netflix Original High-school Romance He Deserves by ScribbleShrimp for ScribbleShrimp
Fandoms: The Batman (Movie 2022), Batman - All Media Types
07 Dec 2022
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Edwards' life is pretty crazy! But between that asshole Bruce Wayne in his math class, and the cute boy on the fencing team that wears all black and puts cute little bat ears on top of his helmet- his romantic prospects are ZERO to NONE!
But hey, it's senior year! Who knows what will happen?
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22 Dec 2022