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    Monsters, beasts, and demons– oh my!

    Part of Dark Month 2025: Bat-tober.

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    You can reshape the story, but it's still all Greek to me.

    Part of Dark Month 2025: Bat-tober.

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    25 Batman and co. stories based around Halloween themes. Unless otherwise stated, each story is a standalone oneshot.

    Themes: Creature Feature, Masquerade, Mirror Mirror, Heart and Soul, Cult Classics

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    Boodram: Rozy how the fuck do you get your google docs hacked
    Dykstra: In his defense, who the fuck hacks into google docs?
    Holmberg: Roz why are you using your work email for groceries????

    Or: Ilya Rozanov's gmail gets hacked in February 2021. To everyone's surprise, they find zero sex tapes, one Shane Hollander-shaped grocery list, and one list of travel notes.

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    20 Feb 2026

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    The second time Shane Hollander wakes up on November 16th, he has a panic attack.

    The problem is — he tries to explain through gasped breaths after Hayden basically knocks down his door, shouting that they’re going to miss their flight — the thing is, Shane’s already woken up on November 16th. He’s already flown to Boston. He’s already been to practice, and he’s checked into the hotel, and he has lived this day before.

    He doesn’t mention that he’s also already fucked Ilya Rozanov twice and had a fucking tuna melt that Rozanov made and drank the ginger ale that Rozanov bought specifically for him. He doesn’t mention that they’d snuggled on the couch watching TV like some kind of couple, like boyfriends.

    He doesn’t mention that he fell asleep thinking about how Ilya — fuck, no, thinking about how Rozanov had called him sweetheart and Shane, and that, even now, he can’t quite get the cadence of Ilya’s voice out of his head.

    Or: After the tuna melt fiasco, Shane Hollander wakes up in a time loop.

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    20 Feb 2026

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    ESPN: Shane Hollander To the Ottawa Centaurs after Tumultuous End to Montreal Metros Career

    @CentaursGirlie1995: obviously i feel very badly for shane but my beautiful failson of a team getting the two best players because of homophobia is perhaps the only good thing homophobia has ever done

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    Or: Shane's first season on the Ottawa Centaurs, as told by everyone else in the world.

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    19 Feb 2026

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    Shane didn’t recognize the Boston area phone number that appeared on his phone screen.

    “May I speak to Jane?” The man on the other end of the phone asked. “This is Andrew LeClaire, I’m the Head Coach of the Boston Bears.”

    Holy fuck. Breathe. Shit. Shit. Shit.

    He knew who LeClaire is, but why the fuck was he calling him? How did he even get Shane’s phone number? And he asking for Jane? Oh shit. Shane was about to have a panic attack.

    “I have her name listed as an emergency contact for one of my guys.”

    Or… What happens when Ilya gets rushed to the hospital during practice and his coach tries to call Jane.

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    14 Feb 2026

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    Spoilers for The Long Game. Post-Canon.

    The start of Ottawa's season feels like a promise. Ilya finally has all the people he loves in one place, a team that can keep up with him, the whole world knows he and Shane love each other, and they have the sweetest, most perfect dog. So why is he so nervous about their first game against Montreal?

    AKA Protective Ilya Rozanov momentarily forgets his husband is still the hockey prodigy he fell in love with at first freckle in Saskatchewan.

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    14 Feb 2026