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“I do prefer it when you do other things to my skin.”
And once again, Hermione’s brain was gone. Off. In the gutter. Derailing itself with horrifying efficiency.
No.
She tore her eyes away, mentally superimposing the image of her grandfather at Christmas – spectacularly pissed, stark bollock naked under a tartan robe, arguing with the angels in the tree. Still not enough. So she added the memory of that one chapter in Magical Maladies and Their Management, the one with close-up photos of Spattergroit pustules. That did the trick.
Refreshed, centred, pure of thought, she cleared her throat and continued the tour.
Or: Bellatrix Lestrange is supposed to stop committing crimes. Hermione Granger is supposed to stay impartial. Neither of them is very good at following instructions. There’s a dead man, a collapsing investigation, and a rapidly collapsing sense of professional distance.
(Works both as a sequel to Of Magic, Mayhem and Poor Decisions and as a standalone if you don’t like slow buildings.)
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17 Nov 2025
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Hermione didn't plan on being single - or on catching the attention of Bellatrix Black. When pretending starts looking real, the lines blur quicker than she could've ever anticipated.
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06 Sep 2025
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Three Guesses by Lost_my_soul_in_a_black_hole for intheinkpot
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 May 2021
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When Bellatrix meets Andy's new roommate, she's a little thrown, but when the woman begins to intrigue her, they make a playful wager. Will Hermione work out the secret in three guesses?
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04 Oct 2025
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hiraeth: (noun/hɪəraɪθ/) a nostalgic longing for a home to which you can no longer return or that never was. A deep, inborn sense of yearning for a home, a feeling or a person that is beyond this plane of existence.
What happens when Hermione is forced to return to Hogwarts after the war and is faced with none other than newly released from prison Bellatrix Black - who Hermione helped prove her innocence in front of the Wizengamot.
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27 Sep 2025
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Twin Dragon Heartstrings: Redux by FearlessLadyfun
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Feb 2023
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After the final battle, the public obsession with the Golden Trio overwhelms Hermione. She stays on her academic track, fulfilling her status as the Brightest Witch of Her Age. She soon realizes she shares that title with one certain other person - and how closely they are tied to one another. Destiny takes its course- shenanigans, smut, and hijinks ensue.
A/N: 9 years ago today (ish) I first posted this story on a different forum. I then got locked out of my account and decided to live my best Taylor Swift life and repost it here, edited. Hope you enjoy!
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