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    Or The Summer of Perpetual Confusion for Robin Buckley

    What do you do when you thought you were only attracted to women but then Steve Harrington turns up as your co-worker and he's neither as douchebaggy nor as unattractive as he should be?

    If your name is Robin Buckley, you have a tiny crisis about it, try to ignore Steve Harrington, his weird squad of middle-schoolers and the two guys who are flirting with him, and then declare him your platonic soulmate because suddenly everything makes sense after two confessions in a mall bathroom.

    No big deal.
    ___

    Robin was more confused than she'd been all summer and she'd been really, really confused for most of it. Part of it was probably the drug, or the vomiting or maybe the everything of the last however many hours but the biggest part of it was still the person who just a short time ago had been tortured by Russians, trying to shield her from the worst of it.

    Now they were both huddled in this bathroom stall and she had just spilled her biggest secret.

     

    Secrets. Plural.

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    Or Five Times it was Geralt (metaphorically), One Time it was Geralt (literally) and One Time it was Ciri (unfortunately).

    (Because we all noticed our favourite bard saying Geralt instead of ass. Twice.)

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    Jaskier would like it to be known that he was quite intelligent indeed but sometimes he tended to be a bit foolish, mayhaps.

    Case in point, Jaskier was currently neck deep in a wooden tub filled with pleasantly warm sweet-smelling water and he had A Thought.

    Rushing up out of the water like a particularly well-groomed drowner earned him a look from Geralt. Attempting to awkwardly climb out of the tub earned him a questioning grunt, which he elected to ignore until Geralt verbalised his confusion in actual words.

    "What the fuck are you doing?"

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    A Thought turns into teasing turns into sex.

    Who knew puns were a turn on for witchers.

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    A metaphor is a metaphor is a metaphor.

    Or

    Geralt's surprising gift giving skills.

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    This witcher uses his words and you won't believe what happens next.

     
    Jaskier and Geralt enjoy a brief rest in the sunshine alone while traveling with Yennefer and Ciri. Geralt takes the opportunity to show his sensitive side and Jaskier is appreciative.

    Language:
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