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“I don’t think it should sound like that,” Jisung cut for the ninth time in the past hour they had been trying to work on this godforsaken song.
Hyunjin closed his eyes as he clicked his pen one more time in the past minute to stop himself from jabbing it into his best friend’s mouth. He felt the cold, wooden tables on his fingertips, trying to ground himself with a simple gesture.
He was better than this.
He had gotten too good at this that they had grown so far to become one of the closest people in the group. He was not going to fail now. “We have to start from somewhere,” Hyunjin pointed out, not with gritted teeth. Again, he was better than this.
Jisung grinned sheepishly. “That’s obviously out of tune, though.”
or hyunjin and jisung tried to make a song together. but if the two worst crashing outs of the decade had to happen to hwang hyunjin, then he’d be damned.
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“Do you worry that I would put you away?”
“You can’t. That’s why I’m here.”
There was a subtle scent of tuberose, almost reminiscence of the perfume that Hyunjin was so fond of, reeling him into another cycle.
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“What else is there to explain? You know how my husband is overseas, my daughter is in her last year of middle school and she likes spending time with her friends better than being at home, so somehow, he thought it’d be a great idea for me to go on dates.”
“That’s very progressive,” Jisung commented diplomatically.
“Is it?” Minho asked airily. “I think he’s a dumbass.”
or, the events leading up to lee minho and kim seungmin’s vow renewal as told by their best man and not-so-ex little boyfriend, han jisung.
or, lee minho’s live, laugh, love the saga.
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“He posted the song last night. Wow. I thought he would send it to you first,” Seungmin says, not bothering to hide his grave astonishment.
I thought so too.
“Clearly not." Changbin laughs it off in an attempt to make the air feel less like in a criminal court.
or, Hyunjin released a song without telling his roommate and Changbin speedruns the sexuality discovery journey with the help of the entire village.
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if i had to choose a rose (in this garden of romance) by muchpretentious
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
09 Sep 2018
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Everyone in the club or perhaps the whole university knows Kim Seokjin can use Jungkook to whip the ground and he will gladly lick the entire floor clean. Becoming a waiter for the anime club's annual cafe? Easy. Figuring what goes on the president's head? That's another matter.
(or AU where Jungkook is a disaster gay weeb and Seokjin is the not-evil-but-well anime club president.)
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FOR THE RECORD
by Viktor NikiforovWhat it takes to craft an Olympic Champion, and what it takes to be one.
Or: Viktor Nikiforov, sports journalist and retired figure skater, interviews Olympic Champion Yuuri Katsuki for an exclusive piece.
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16 Feb 2026
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In which Yuuri spends a 25 hour flight next to Victor Nikiforov, skating legend, and feels it might simultaneously be the best and worst thing that has ever happened to him.
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14 Feb 2026
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“I’m gonna rub my dick on your abs.”
Changbin bursts into giggles. He has said Hyunjin knows how to assert himself clearly and that applies in a lot of ways. Also, Hyunjin is drugged on all his post-performance feel-good chemicals and he’s babbling.
Changbin squeezes Hyunjin’s waist. “Sure, baby.”
“Whore,” Hyunjin mutters under his breath.
Changbin bursts into full-blown laughter this time. “Okay, was that necessary?”
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30 Oct 2025
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“My mom wants to meet you."
Hyunjin looks up at Changbin, and it takes all of his willpower to hold eye contact. His skin feels hot, he’s squirming in his seat on the couch, he knows he’s blushy and smiley but he’s past the point of caring about that in front of Changbin now. “You told your mom about me?"
Changbin smiles and tilts his head. “Yeah, I told my mom about you,” he laughs. “Like, six months ago.”
Hyunjin decides it's time to tell his parents about his boyfriend.
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30 Oct 2025
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if you give a scribe a cookie by luminvies for lilahjs028
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
21 Feb 2024
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As Kaveh inspects the space that is about to become his new home, he thinks to himself that the room with those marbled counters and a familiar set of wood utensils hanging on the wall. In fact, when he squints closer, he recognizes the model of the stand mixer that’s sitting in the corner. It almost looks like—
“My name is Al-Haitham,” the man—Al-Haitham, apparently—says, and Kaveh looks at him, looks at the chest that he vaguely recognized, turns to look at the counters that he now pinpoints from motherfucking YouTube, and fully lets his jaw drop again with no regard for propriety.
Fuck first impressions. It seems that they’ve already had theirs.
“No the fuck you aren’t,” Kaveh says.
Kaveh moves into the house of his archnemesis. And then he bakes for him, as one does for their mortal enemy that they definitely don't have a crush on.
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05 Oct 2025