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    "...but I can't say 'you're controlling and smothering and I need to never see you again if I'm ever going to grow a spine,'" Eddie said, avoiding Richie's eyes. "So I just skipped ahead to the part where I told her I was gay."

    Richie, who had been using one large and one small french fry to stage a dramatic reenactment of the dissolution of Eddie's marriage, froze.

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    05 Jan 2026

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    He thought he’d hidden these feelings from himself, stowed them away in some dark corner and learned not to think about it. But the second Eddie peeked in from around the corner at the Jade and looked at Richie with those big, limpid pools of Christmas Orphan meets Bambi, and started rambling about gluten and cashews, it all came flooding back into focus. Richie has loved Eddie so long that it’s become an ache that goes beyond reason.

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    04 Jan 2026

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    14 Dec 2025

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    Lucifer gets remarried to save Hell from freezing over. Under pressure, he picks Alastor to make him the happiest King of Hell in the universe. Yeah, hold your applause. He's the only King of Hell in the universe. Not much competition.

    Lucifer and Alastor now have to convince Hell and Heaven that the new ruling couple are happily enjoying their honeymoon on a trip through the Seven Rings, Alastor has to learn a whole new game of thrones and political power, and Lucifer has to learn how to leave the past behind to get a better future.

    Hey, at least Lucifer gets to ride in a fancy circus train through the Rings! Choo choo!

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    06 Dec 2025

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    “Does Angel Dust tend to nest in his suite?” Alastor asked without preamble.

    “Why’re you askin’ me?” Husk asked gruffly, briefly trying to feign ignorance. A single raised brow from Alastor was all it took to squash that recalcitrance out of him, his shoulders and wings dropping. “Yeah, yeah – fine. But why’re you askin’ me now? It ain’t like Angel’s gonna steal his own shit and pretend like it weren’t him. Besides, he ain’t anywhere close to bein’ in heat. It’s not him, boss.”

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    Items have been going missing around the hotel. Nothing of any value or consequence - just people's personal effects. Regardless of their importance, Alastor cannot simply stand by and let somebody rob folks in his territory, right under his nose.

    He sets out to catch the thief - and picks up a less than useful helper along the way in the form of one miniature monarch - but comes up empty handed. Empty handed, that is, until later that evening.

    With his past racing to catch up to him things and quickly spiraling out of his control, he might find that less than useful helper has a use after all.

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    05 Dec 2025