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Dipper is sent to break up with Mabel's boyfriend in her place. Go there, break up with him, and come back home. Should be simple enough, right?
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All is Fair in Love and Drama Club by moosepantsonfire
Fandoms: Gravity Falls, Over the Garden Wall (Cartoon), ParaNorman (2012)
29 Apr 2017
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If there's one thing Norman Babcock learned from his first drama club production, it's that a lot of drama ends up happening offstage rather than on it.
And believe him when he says there is indeed a lot of it.
(Disclaimer - I legitimately have no experience with school drama club productions. I'm going off of my own research and my friends' experiences.)
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You make me wanna throw this shoe right through that concrete wall.
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Gasping slightly, Will stuttered out a reaction. “I-it looks amazing! You've really outdone yourself this time, Mabel.”
“I have, haven’t I?” Mabel stated matter-of-factly, putting a hand on her hip confidently. A sly grin formed on her face after a few moments of silence. “I bet Tyrone would think you’re cute.”
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All Michael wanted was a little attention. Was that too much to ask for?
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What happens when the captain of the royal guard makes a bet with the king and loses?
Royal AU - King Erwin Smith x Royal Guard Levi Ackerman
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20 Feb 2026
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Not My First Rodeo by SoundlessWhisper
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
13 Jan 2026
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And then he sees the man currently riding the mecahnical bull. And ride he does.
Phainon's entire brain screeches to a halt, sobering up instantly.
The man’s body is absurd, and his skill. God... The sight burns behind his eyelids, blood already flowing south with alarming efficiency.
His hair, blond and dyed red at the tips is tied back in a messy ponytail, loose strands plastered to the sweaty skin of his neck. He wears a black button-up that is open three buttons too far, showing his very generous and absurdly big pectorals, and don’t get him started on the red tattoos. His jeans look painted on the upper half, then flaring from the knee down.
That's the hottest cowboy Phainon has ever seen.
Or; Phainon sees a hot cowboy riding a mechanical bull in a bar, and maybe not only a mechanical bull.
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13 Jan 2026
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The Contrapposto by sinkuna (theshortking)
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
11 Nov 2025
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Phainon’s voice would sooner break into something dark and shaking, his control shredded. “…You really want that, Mydei? Then say it again. Look me in the eyes and tell me you want all of me, because once I give in… I won’t be able to stop.”
Mydei does exactly that, his hand clamps around the fine hairs as goosebumps rise on his lover’s nape, fingers digging in just enough to pull him down impossibly close into the thick cloud of his overwhelming scent. Phainon drowns in that scent flooding his head, stripping away whatever scraps of reasoning he had left.
“I want you,” he whimpered, “Every bit of you... fill me... pump your children in me, Deliverer... make me yours.”
Or,
The noble alpha’s rut called to him like a moth to a flame, and Mydei didn’t hesitate to show up. He came, dripping and needy, hands and mouth following instinct, ready to be used, stuffed, and utterly claimed, every inch aching to carry the alpha’s seed.
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31 Dec 2025
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“Right,” the man corrects. “This is to be a gift?”
Erwin nods, and reaches for the nearest carved sculpture before them. “Yes. For the mating ceremony of Duchess Zoë and Lord Berner.”
The craftsman's eyes widened in recognition. “I have heard rumors of the Duchess's particular tastes. If I may—?”
“You may,” Erwin grants the man permission. He disappears back behind the burnt orange curtain that separates the shop front from his workshop, leaving Erwin and Levi with a tray of intricately detailed phallus–shaped objects.
Levi picks up one that appears to be carved from antler. “Finest in the capital city?”
A stroke of pink, bright as a spring rose petal, blooms across Erwin's cheekbone at the question. He clearly knows where this is going already. “Yes.”
“Fit only for the heir to the throne and his mate?”
“Yes.” Despite his steady tone, the color of his cheeks deepens, turning crimson.
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15 Dec 2025
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chat, is it ethical to fall in love with your family's cow? by Ha_Xici
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
14 Oct 2025
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An Elysian farmer and a Kremnoan cow walk into a barn. Guess which one's walking out pregnant?
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07 Nov 2025