monsterloot
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- Dream SMP (47)
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Akechi's smile changes. “You know Pavlov, yes?”
“Of course.”
“When I was 17, I met a boy, and now he salivates at the idea of misery.”
“And you wish to… make amends with him?” His therapist posits hopefully.
“Amends would be the electric chair,” Akechi comments blithely. “He’s making me breakfast in exchange for my cooperation.”
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Tommy Innit is a troublesome teenager who can’t keep a job. Wilbur Soot is a lonely writer who can’t keep an editor. They meet somewhere in the middle to build a country.
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A decade after the cancellation of the hit TV show L’manburg, Wilbur Minecraft and Tommy Innit are jobless but still living as if they’re in the glory days of their canceled show. The only one trying to actually move them along is Quackity, Wilbur’s long-suffering agent and on-and-off again but never-actual boyfriend who forces him to take a small role on season 2 of the up-and-coming TV show The Syndicate.
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One would think that turning into a monster, being shown enough love to turn back, and sobbing your heart out in front of your family and friends would be enough to cast out every bitter, angry, awful feeling you’ve ever had.
Apparently reality is a little more complicated.
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There is something unfair, Wilbur thinks, about finally reaching the point that he actively wants to live, and not even a week later he’s going to die.
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- Part 1 of nothing ever hits home
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all of my fics that take place within the canon dsmp universe, though there are obviously some au elements to some of the fics. tried to put them in a sort of order but obviously that's a bit uhh subjective on some fronts.
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dsmp hannibal au
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“The quickest route to anywhere is a straight line,” Akechi says. “He’s a target, and I refuse to give up that easily. I’m doing this.”
Morgana turns his skeptical gaze on him. “Are you sure? You weren’t feeling so great earlier...”
Akechi watches their target for a moment longer, and the illusion of his soft yukata and softer hair dispels under his glass shard of a smile. There isn’t a trace of pain on his face anymore—only simmering, dark excitement. “As I said. I don’t like to lose.”
And neither does Ren. Yeah, they’re head to toe in yukata and sandals, and yeah, everyone is right: this is so, so stupid. Ren is so stupid. But he’s gonna climb this roof and catch that goddamn cop.
He meets Akechi’s gaze beat for beat. “Let’s do it.”
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Who says you have to see Morgana speak in the Metaverse before you can hear him in the real world? Not the few hundred officers who arrested Ren in Sae’s Palace two years ago, that’s for sure.
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11 Feb 2026
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After months of peace and boredom, Amamiya Ren finds himself dodging undercover operatives, butterflies, and his own schoolmates when he meets an intriguing man with burning red eyes and plenty of secrets.
The Metaverse may be gone, but Ren will always be a Phantom Thief. Of course this summer trip would be anything but normal.
[Translation in Chinese is now available on ao3 courtesy of anyonehvrice!]
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07 Feb 2026
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June, 20XX.
Each passing day brings new challenges, and each passing day brings his plan closer to fruition.
So, who cares if he keeps remembering things that never happened? So what if there are eight Phantom Thieves, rather than the three he expected? And so what if their leader has proven surprisingly adept at avoiding him?
None of it matters. A new game is starting, and Akechi Goro is going to win it.
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30 Jan 2026
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On the morning of February 4th, most of a decade ago, Akechi wakes with a start, stares blindly up at the tiles of the ceiling without registering what he’s looking at, and says out loud, “Well, that’s embarrassing.”
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28 Jan 2026
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“You told him you were your own ghost?” says Makoto. She’s trying to sound disapproving, but she can’t hide the note of shocked laughter.
“How’d he take it?” says Ryuji, in roughly the way you’d inquire after a really horrible bug.
Ren thinks about the demon stalking through Mementos cursing and cackling and calling out his name. Joker, Joker! “Uh,” he says. “Badly.”
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30 Jan 2026