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"You call me a Mudblood, but your family's hands will be stained for generations." She stepped closer to him. "You Slytherins are the filth that pollutes my world."
Malfoy chuckled. "And you’re the disease that poisons mine. Since we both have no worth, we may as well jump together."
Hermione's eyes narrowed at his cavalier tone, flickered to the edge.
"So what will it be, Granger? Live or die?"
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Voldemort was killed at the Battle of the Department of Mysteries, and the darkness was meant to be gone. 6th year was supposed to be a fresh start.
However, with vengeful Death Eaters on the loose, and the stirrings of a plot within Hogwarts, the danger is far from over.
A quick word of advice: nothing is as it seems.
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The Hermione detailed here is not entirely canon, I've come to realise - but, I believe she is a reasonable development from her original personality as described in the books by J.K. Rowling. My Hermione is infused with a few more vices than Rowling's, a few more personal demons, but the character I've cultivated interests me, and that's what matters.
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18 Feb 2026
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Introduction to Applied Christmas Magic by cipherwriter
Fandoms: Community (TV), Santa Clause (Movies)
27 Dec 2025
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Jeff Winger is as cool, suave, and hot as a guy can be; that is, until he mistakenly kills Santa Claus and has to take up the mantle. Go figure. Now he's dealing with the horrors of losing control over his body and having to brim with Christmas cheer. Here's hoping Abed, along with Jeff's other friends, can keep Jeff sane so he won't ruin Christmas.
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12 Jan 2026
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IN A DREAM YOU SAW A WAY TO SURVIVE AND YOU WERE FULL OF JOY by TheFandomLesbian for the_northwind
Fandoms: House M.D.
15 Dec 2025
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Their roles were reversed, holding Wilson like his life depended on it (it did), like he was something incredibly precious (he was). Wilson’s eyes were misty. “I don’t want to die.”
House's lower jaw shivered. “I know.”
Wilson weighed out the moment, conflict warring in his eyes. “You’ll be here, won’t you?” His voice cracked. “I—I need to know you’ll stay. I won’t be able to do it alone. I need you.”
“I’ll stay.” Always, always, always.
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In which Wilson pursues treatment for his cancer, no matter the cost.- Language:
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18 Dec 2025
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New Orleans. Winter Solstice, 1973.
Armand visits to confirm Lestat's fears of Louis's death.Bookmarked by monkeymonkeymonkey
06 Dec 2025
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Whistle While You Work by FluffyDice for qolden
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types
12 Nov 2025
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A collection of one-shots for Qolden's Canary Continuity.
Chapter 1: Raph lets Donnie out of the closet.
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- Part 2 of A Soft Place to Land
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24 Nov 2025
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1/1/2026 - Happy New Year! It's finally done. Let me know what you think. :)
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He likely would've been running and screaming, or at least leaving the room to secretly call 911 and make this someone else's unfathomably horrifying problem, if it were anyone on the planet but Brad. He had realized as he was falling asleep last night with those skinny arms squeezing the life out of him that no matter what happened, he was in this with him fully. He would never betray or abandon Brad Bakshi again.
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24 Nov 2025
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Gregory House was known for having an infarction that left him with chronic pain. Said chronic pain got worse, and started interfering with his daily life more than it used to, specifically his eating. How would he react after it stripped away his feeling of control? The only choice would be to regain that control.
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12 Nov 2025
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I'm falling through the hourglass by simulacrify (Exireon)
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
10 Nov 2024
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The thing about time is that, most of the time, it moves linearly, forever marching forwards towards an indeterminate end. And when you refuse to continue forwards, well, the only other option is clear to see.
After all, there’s an infinite multiverse out there that he doomed in ways he couldn’t even comprehend. Surely… surely he could at least save one of them?
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Time Travel Fix-It, or:
The Archivist learns how to be Jonathan Sims again, the archival assistants are pretty sure their boss isn't entirely human, and Elias has a terrible day.
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10 Aug 2025
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Sawyer, Kate, Claire, and Sayid are finally granted proper freedom. Even still, Sayid finds himself entirely at a loss of what to do with himself.
And to his surprise, Sawyer steps up to stand beside him.
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10 Jul 2025
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They know now. They all know. This isn’t going away, as much as he keeps hoping to wake up from another hallucination. There’s nothing to do but bite the bullet - so to speak- and Wilson could be an ally. The conversation is happening, the secrets are out, and House needs to know that Wilson’s going to be with him, even if he’d never admit it he wants that. Wilson’s staring at him with waves of ‘wanting to talk about it’ coming off him like radiation off the elephant's foot and so, with an uneven sigh, House asks, “What are we talking about first?”
Wilson’s jaw sets, his eyes darken unblinkingly as he leans ever further forward, “Are you suicidal?”
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As it turns out, all it takes are two bullets to rip open the closet doors and send every one of House's skeletons crashing out for all to see. Secrets that change how everyone looks at him, and maybe it wouldn't be so bad if everyone didn't include Wilson.Bookmarked by monkeymonkeymonkey
16 Jun 2025
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Most general writing advice is, at best, functional but woefully limited, and, at worst, too narrow and more reflective of personal predilections or biases to be of any use. It does not help that so little people have the vocabulary to analyse prose on a technical level.
Rather than provide literary prescriptions, I shall instead proffer this personal repository of prose analyses of various writers that I think are pretty neat. This is both a writer's notebook and a mini-course in prose.
One needs no gurus to advise you on how to write. The best way is, always, to turn to the works of those you deem masters, judge what is on the page, and apply it to your own style.
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24 May 2025
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(Cannibalism is a hell of an eating disorder.) Hannibal and Will survive the fall, and are forced to hide away nursing their wounds, entirely cut off from their usual resources. At first their bond is only strengthened, but as scrounging for food becomes necessary, it becomes increasingly clear that Hannibal's obsessive eating habits aren't just a power play, but the only way he feels powerful at all. Will's not entirely prepared to handle decades of cannibal trauma over a can of soup, but he tries. Love wins, but in a canon-typical way.
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17 May 2025
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In which Abed does his best to stay quiet.
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29 Mar 2025
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“Holy shit, I just saved your life!”
“Like hell you did."
(In which Brad passes out dramatically in a parking garage like the teenage protagonist of an after school special, and Ian takes him out for a Mochaccino and attempts to be vulnerable.)
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15 Mar 2025
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Donnie 2.0 by The_Lunar_Occult_Wrote
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018)
30 May 2025
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"Instead, he buries them. Unfortunately, he isn't a machine that can be reprogrammed, his code scrapped and rewritten. So he ignores his problems, he forced himself to ignore them and hide them away like they never existed. If he cannot delete his problematic code, he can atleast make sure he's the only one who has to witness it."
"Maybe he should just... build a better Donnie."
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Or, Donnie feels like he needs to be replaced. And Donnie does what's needed.
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13 Mar 2025
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It’s a matter of time. Before Elias gets angry again. Before he stops being sweet and touching him gently, before Jon is stuck cleaning his own blood off the floor again. Or maybe the lack of food will finally get him delicate and weak enough that Jon won’t be able to break any rules.
It’s all punishing, all meant to put Jon back where he belongs. And Jon has not resisted much, because he thinks that this is just probably what he–unpleasant, irritable, obsessive–has to do to be loved.
But the cost is so very steep.
(If I don’t run, I am going to die here.)
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28 Feb 2025
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Eight year old Jon has a nightmare. His Dadi is unsure how to help.
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23 Feb 2025
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Flesh and Bone by PragmaticHominid, Pragnificent (PragmaticHominid)
Fandoms: Hannibal (TV), Hannibal Lecter Tetralogy - Thomas Harris
13 Jan 2026
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Just as Will steps inside the Brooklyn Art Museum, the dead begin to rise.
Attempting to escape, Will finds Francis Dolarhyde, who has broken his leg while evading the zombies. Given the circumstances, it takes Will some time to clock him as the Red Dragon, but Dolarhyde knows exactly who Will Graham is.
They escape in Dolarhyde’s van and set out to find their loved ones, heading first for Molly’s home and then Reba’s.
Meanwhile, Hannibal is safe from the walking dead inside his glass cage; they can't get in but neither can he get out, and with all the BSHCI staff either dead or fled he is faced with the prospect of slow starvation.
All his hopes hinge on Will coming to see him again, but as the hordes of undead grow and civilization falls, road travel becomes increasingly more difficult, and Will doesn't know if he will make it there in time.
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21 Feb 2025
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By the time Brad is five, he is already well-acquainted with people staring at him.
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- Part 1 of swallow me whole
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18 Feb 2025
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try to stay clean and live without by softshake
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types
05 Nov 2025
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Rouge is woken up by the sound of her phone.
She had come home roughly two hours ago, exhausted by a two month recon mission, where she had countless sleepless nights and no comfort. She practically fell into her bed after her bath. Her fur was still damp when she drifted to sleep, the small TV in her room still on.
So naturally, she was curious as to who the fuck was calling her at 3 AM.
Especially because she knows everyone was told that she would be exhausted and tired, and she’s not the nicest when there’s a combo of those two things. She groans as she stretches, her back and neck aching. She must have gone to sleep in a shitty position. It takes her too long to reach and get her phone, the caller not deterring from her inability to answer in a timely manner. Her nails tap the screen as she answers, rubbing her eyes of sleep, and frustration.
“Blue, you better have a damn good reason to be waking me up right now.”
“I know, I’m sorry. But can you check on Shadow?”
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Shadow finds family with Rouge and Omega.
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- Part 1 of surviving the bending and breaking
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07 Feb 2025
