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    After seven decades with Valentino, Angel seizes a rare opportunity to escape. Lost and confused, he receives help from an unexpected ally.

    With no other options, Angel strikes yet another deal with yet another devil. Though his host is gracious, Angel can't hide from his past forever. Will he be able to escape his old debts and pay off the new ones? And whatever strange bond he develops with his odd host is certain to change him forever.

    "Neither for me, honey nor the honeybee."
    - Sappho

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    09 Jan 2026

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    “Is he whining about Eddie being mean to him again?” Robin is leaning in the doorway, eating a leftover slice that’s probably cold by now. “You talk about him more than you talk about girls, Steve, it’s getting concerning. Anyone would think you had a crush.”

    or, steve is pretty convinced eddie now hates him. turns out eddie has the opposite problem.

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    23 Dec 2025

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    The body of a Prince was not like anyone’s. His hand only ever held others in a firm handshake, and rarely without gloves. Sometimes he would raise the delicate hands of noble ladies to his lips for a brief kiss, but it was all out of propriety. He rarely touched others, but what was even rarer was others touching him. The only ones who dared were his knights, and even they only smacked his shoulder or patted his back in friendly roughhousing. Gripping each other’s arms before battle was the most heartfelt touch they exchanged. Lingering soft touches were not done. Any lingering touch on his person could be interpreted as political movements. After all, Arthur’s body wasn’t his own. It never had been. He was Camelot’s first and foremost. Even above his own needs and wants.

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    05 Oct 2025

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    Eddie thought the night guard job at the local zoo was easy money. He didn't expect to encounter homicidal parrots, nosy middle schoolers, greedy hotel tycoons, or being attacked by a beautiful naked dude in search of his magic cloak - and it's only his first week!

    Or: The one where Steve is a selkie who lives at the zoo and Eddie needs to help him find his hide.

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    13 Aug 2025

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    She could send her away. She knew she would. She wouldn’t even need words, Agatha could simply walk away and Rio would understand she didn’t want her around.

    Obviously, she didn’t.

    As proven by a few nights - days? nights? - before, Death’s arms were still one of the few places where she felt the safest.

    or,

    Rio knows exactly why Evanora's words are cutting through Agatha.

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    23 Oct 2024