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• it's a different kind of high when i wait for you back in town by saikoupomp (millquetoast)

  Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/F
  • Complete Work

  22 Feb 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Pharma/Tarn (Transformers)
  • Pharma (Transformers)
  • Tarn (Transformers)
  • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
  • Humanformers
  • Dom/sub
  • Pet Play
  • Vaginal Fingering
  • Strap-Ons
  • clicker training
  • Dry Humping
  • unintentionally gave tarn really good hamstring flexibility. but its fine

  Summary

  Tarn has been so good recently, Pharma has no choice but to reward her.

  Series

  • Part 3 of ♡ (heart)

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,608

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  6

  Kudos:

  14

  Bookmarks:

  1

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  193

• i got sixty-eight inches of the music in me, baby (i could be your girl, all i ever wanna be) by saikoupomp (millquetoast)

  Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)  

  • Mature
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/F
  • Work in Progress

  10 Feb 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Pharma/Tarn (Transformers)
  • Pharma (Transformers)
  • Tarn (Transformers)
  • Humanformers
  • Meet-Cute
  • meet-reunion?
  • thinking the stripper is into you is OUT. thinking the hot doctor you will be extorting for drugs is IN.
  • Rating May Change

  Summary

  Tarn makes a visit to a person of interest's home for some professional (and personal) development.
  or
  Tarn finally repays a favor.

  Series

  • Part 2 of ♡ (heart)

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,406

  Chapters:

  1/2

  Comments:

  15

  Kudos:

  21

  Bookmarks:

  1

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  161

• i'm gettin down with something (i feel it every time she's around) by saikoupomp (millquetoast)

  Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/F
  • Complete Work

  31 Dec 2025

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Pharma/Tarn (Transformers)
  • Pharma (Transformers)
  • Tarn (Transformers)
  • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
  • Mating Cycles/In Heat
  • Vaginal Fingering
  • Humanformers
  • No Cybertronian Civil War
  • or i guess before it. its vague

  Summary

  Damus has been suspiciously missing from Pharma’s daily life. She pays her a quick visit out of "friendly" concern.

  Series

  • Part 1 of ♡ (heart)

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,282

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  6

  Kudos:

  32

  Bookmarks:

  2

  Hits:

  386

• but in a minute i'm callin U by saikoupomp (millquetoast)

  Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  17 Nov 2025

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Pharma/Tarn (Transformers)
  • Pharma (Transformers)
  • Tarn (Transformers)
  • Drunk Texting
  • Late Night Conversations
  • Established Relationship
  • well ok situationship
  • Cuddling & Snuggling
  • my not-so-subtle "tarn is an oversized lapdog propaganda"

  Summary

  TDJD-DONOTRESPOND: doctor

  TDJD-DONOTRESPOND: doctor please open the door

  TDJD-DONOTRESPOND: it's cold please let me in

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,061

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  9

  Kudos:

  87

  Bookmarks:

  14

  Hits:

  646

• Right Side of My Neck by saikoupomp (millquetoast)

  Fandoms: Parkour Civilization (Web Series)  

  • Mature
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/F
  • Complete Work

  27 Nov 2024

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Evbo/Jacob | SeaWattgaming
  • Evbo (Video Blogging RPF)
  • Jacob | SeaWattgaming
  • Post-Canon
  • Early Mornings
  • Sleepy Cuddles
  • Making Out
  • Body Worship
  • (just a little!)

  Summary

  Evbo wants breakfast in bed.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,033

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  5

  Kudos:

  55

  Bookmarks:

  1

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